Anything more tedious when you're trying to work? Of course, frequenting FC during the working day has no impact on my output...
Tedious Noises / Sounds
- Matt Vinyl
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Tedious Noises / Sounds
Since about the end of January, there has been a birds' nest outside my office window and the bloody tit in there constantly makes a sound like Tiger Woods on a rusty mattress.
Anything more tedious when you're trying to work? Of course, frequenting FC during the working day has no impact on my output...
Anything more tedious when you're trying to work? Of course, frequenting FC during the working day has no impact on my output...
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
- clarkey1984
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To be fair, if tits are indeed in any way involved then i wouldnt be so shocked to find that tiger woods is actually responsible for the racket! 
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player