Tedious Noises / Sounds

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Matt Vinyl
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Tedious Noises / Sounds

Post by Matt Vinyl »

Since about the end of January, there has been a birds' nest outside my office window and the bloody tit in there constantly makes a sound like Tiger Woods on a rusty mattress.

Anything more tedious when you're trying to work? Of course, frequenting FC during the working day has no impact on my output... ;)
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Post by clarkey1984 »

To be fair, if tits are indeed in any way involved then i wouldnt be so shocked to find that tiger woods is actually responsible for the racket! :lol:
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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Post by JG »

Double LOL. FC has been shown in scientific tests to increase employee output in regards to the fields of Fruitology, Horse racing kingery and Repetitive requestology for pointless tipistry.
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