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.. a rundown pub on the outskirts of Wigan when your driver is approached by a random derelict and accused of running illicit dogfights (the wino looked like he was involved in dogfighting, but in a more directly participatory manner).
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cp999 a lot of extraordinary things seemed to have happened to you in
WIGAN do you spend a lot of time round there or what ?
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wires74 wrote:cp999 a lot of extraordinary things seemed to have happened to you in
WIGAN do you spend a lot of time round there or what ?
A lot of strange things have happened to me in many places :)

Ejected from an airport after giving my name to security as "Lev Davidovich Bronstein" (I don't think that was the only reason for my ejection) :)

Refused access to the toilet in a bowling alley because I had emptied the machine.

However in this particular case I went down to Wigan to see a fellow player and we ended up on a several day tour of the area. I seem to recall it also including a spit-and-sawdust pub in Birkenhead (lovely!).
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Did you get told to "Trot Off" ?

Classic thread.
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Went DOWN to WIGAN jesus where are you based INVERNESS or what ?
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You know you're in the universe when you see someone ramming a sharpened mango through their neck when they hear about word up!
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wires74 wrote:Went DOWN to WIGAN jesus where are you based INVERNESS or what ?
See that wee bit just north of Hadrian's wall, Scotland? They've got pubs and internet too. Some of us even - shock horror - live here... :wink:

It's also got an issue with people thinking they should be independent of England based on something that happened hundreds of years ago but I wont go into that rant.
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Post by roberto la vigna »

You know you're playing in a low-ranking uni student bar when you find that every single game is winnable, the top 30% of humanity having been creamed off by the other establishments.

You know you're playing in a Spoons when the people behind you are working out how best to make someone disappear.

You know you're quizzing around middle-class people when you hear snide comments from the insecure.

You know you're quizzing around working-class people when punters appreciate the level of skill.
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roberto la vigna wrote:You know you're playing in a Spoons when the people behind you are working out how best to make someone disappear.
Ah, so THAT's where the Magic Circle hold their meetings.
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where are these places dmac? seeing as you've been just about EVERYWHERE!! :lol:
even paisley!
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cp999 wrote:Refused access to the toilet in a bowling alley because I had emptied the machine.
You could have simply pissed/shat in the machine, as it was clearly no use to anyone else after that.
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Post by cool »

funniest thing in the jackass film-when our hero goes into the u.s version of b&q walks into a bathroom display,sits on the loo and launches a log.Hilarious.
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To rejuvenate this old thread, one from the weekend: you know you are quizzing in a Wetherspoons in Wood Green, London, when a six- or seven-year old child comes up to you at the machine and tells you confidently that his favourite game is Monster Cash... :roll:
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quizard wrote:You know you are quizzing in Sheffield Hallam SU bar when someone is watching you with a pet rat.
Reading back through this one has reminded me of a pub in the centre of Reading, not very far from the 'posh' area of the Oracle, where I witnessed the landlord feeding dead mice to his pet snake on the table where presumably pub food was being served only a few hours before. :shock:

The ItBox hadn't been up to much anyway so, in the style of the tabloid reporters on a brothel sting, I made my excuses and left...
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