Toothake

JG · Post by JG » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:00 am

F'ing bacteria, they can be a real nuisance. Hopefully it's just a drill and fill, and bung you some amoxicillin, but if it's root canal then expect a hefty bill.

Alas, it is the peril of many long days on the road.

I know it's not much help to you now, but for other players, here are some top tips.

1) Keep a big bottle of water in your glove compartment. Use it to stay hydrated in between stops. If you're hydrated, your skills will be better. Also swoosh it around your mouth to remove sticky, sugary deposits.

2) Alcopops, lager, wine, bitter, spirits, stout. Alcopops being the worst for 'attacking' teeth and stout the safest. Many people are surprised lager is so bad. Most lagers are heavily processed and contain chemicals that greatly increase bacterial activity in the mouth.

3) If you're eating snacks rich in sugar, finish off with a piece of fruit. Wolfing down a Mcdonalds super sweet burger and milkshake and driving off is undesirable. Keep some fruit in the glove compartment.

4) Floss bi-weekly. Americans floss daily, to be honest it's unnecessary unless you haven't flossed for a long while.

5) Keep dental hygiene good. Brush at least twice a day, brush your cheeks and tongue as well after brushing your teeth. Rinse the toothbrush well to hep physically remove traces of bacteria on the bristles.

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:22 am

10 cokes a day 3 pub meals a day!

I brush first thing in the morning and last thing at night, keep me toothbrush in the shower so I dont forget to brush me teeth!

I never used to have a dentist until I was getting toothache then I went private and pay on the day which is well good!

The money I make is good so is my dentist lol!

I have flossed about once in me whole life, might buy some today whilst on the road

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:29 pm

Is toothake like Bukkake ?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:38 pm

2fake is werse pain than bukkake need sumink stronger than normal painkillas co-codamol just about works gotta be craful with it though,i is shit scared of deathtists since a chinese one butchad me up,wouldnt mind gas or lasers but needles give me da shivery spine ,they is me werst fear aswell as 8leggy monsters arrrrgh!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:38 pm

harry2 wrote:Is toothake like Bukkake ?

Thanks for that image!

petera · Post by **petera** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:02 pm

Istenem wrote:the avatar doesn't help you PeterA. to revel in being a chav is unusual.

Have you heard of irony ?

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:47 pm

petera wrote: Have you heard of irony ?

yes dear.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:53 am

Maybe Istenem was trying to be post-modern. Maybe not.

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:29 am

Istenem wrote:
petera wrote: Have you heard of irony ?
yes dear.

Dear ????

Have I pulled ?

fightstar · Post by **fightstar** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:15 pm

petera wrote:
Istenem wrote:
petera wrote: Have you heard of irony ?
yes dear.

Dear ????

Have I pulled ?

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:21 pm

Have I pulled ?

I diagnose a sprain in the wallet, and a severe fraying of the trilby...

(Only fans of a certain sitcom will get that one!)

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:33 pm

''Give him my love'', ''he aint up to anything like that''

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:16 pm

didn't know what bukkake meant till i just googled it and was politely directed too a video clip named " 100 man bukkake ".....thought them japanese girls were shy....

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:23 pm

degeneration wrote:didn't know what bukkake meant till i just googled it and was politely directed too a video clip named " 100 man bukkake ".....thought them japanese girls were shy....

They are.
They only do it for the excellent moisturisation properties.
Another reason that Japanese women age very well.