yep ,effing seagull shat on moi. :x :x :x :x :x :x
now being just a teency bit nauseous i had to stack my polo shirt,no probs twas 5+ in yearage anyhows.
as an afterthought ,crossed my mind that's supposed to be lucky ? hmmm.
anyway i strut my stuff home with my adonis physiche fully on show to all the milf .
no lottery win wednesday :x damn!
i was expecting delivery of a new washing machine thursday afternoon,and lo and behold ,it came...........on time
,but the dratsab would not install it properly ,as it had to be hard wired into the wall ,and apparently it was more than his jo..............blah,blah,blah.....anyway he told me if i didnt get a proper electrician type chap in to do it my warranty would be voided :x but then added that all i had to do was say it had been done legit and that would be cool, "ty mr currys delivery man",i said, in a kind of sarcastic condescending tone.
mr currys guy then made off with the old machine and all the other packing rubbish.
so into the kitchen with my trusty screwdriver and c.s.e in electronics i go.
wired it in ,no problemo,mr currys guy had connected the water pipes,but not the outlet pipe so i did that aswell
.i began to push the machine back into position but it got stuck (the decking in my kitchen does'nt go all the way back to the wall underneath the washing machine space)and the bits at the bottom of the machine got caught.
"oh bother" or words to that effect,i thought,and attempted to pull the thing back out..............................but no ,bloody thing was stuck solid :x :x :x
try as i might ,i could not shift it. by now anger had me....i openned the door and grabbed the inside with both hands and gave it everything...........................................................................................................................foooooooooooooook ,i ripped the front of it half off
...............................s.........h..........i..........t!10 minutes old and trashed...........................missus lugsy is fuming, oops!
i managed to bodge it back together ,but it aint 100 percent sound coz the buttons are all stuck in and not working.also the missus aint gonna be up for hide the sausage for a while
luckilly we got currys "what ever happens" insurance on it ,so i'll wait a couple of weeks and then get it sorted.
so back to the bird shitting incident ,lucky? not this time ...maybe
friday night ,get home from work ,no winners on the euro millions :x .
i fire up the pc ,had a little look on the site,sign off,then load up laddies .
i had a bout 18 dollars left and a ukash voucher which i'd had to phone them about coz it was age restricted and i couldnt put it on laddies site,they'd issued a new number to me ,so i put it on my account.
i thought i'd have an ickle look at the ferlereruities,just for fun like...nothing serious ,a little tickle if you like.
i found one called thunderstruck ,so i put 3 dollars and the odd cents into credits on that.
pushing the boat out a bit , i decided to play all 9 lines at 1 cent a go
about a dollar in i got 3 scatter rams for 15 win spins.....cool......it's upto about 3 dollars and 6 spins left ,when ,fuck in hell ,ram, 2nd ram, 3rd ram,gulp,forth and fifth triumphant ram, drop in..................5000(the pay chart sez 500 but thats bollox) coins @ 1 cent a pop x3 coz its during win spins=150 dollars
and,15 more win spins lol ............................buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!got abit of afters too ,lol
ty mr seagull.
