I was on Theobald's Road yesterday when I came across a Word Cube. A rare sighting indeed! "Splendid", thought I, "Twenty quid cometh my way", for it is usually the case that Word Cube spells jackpot for all but the most feeble of stab-artists.
Sadly, some doofus had been at the low-hanging fruit, collecting a measly couple of quid and spoiling my trip to Jackpotsville. In fact a meagre score of 2800 sat gloriously atop the scoreboard. "Who is this ISTENEM?", I pondered. "Must be some absolute numpty". So I release my considerations to you, Fruitchatters. Release me from my ignorance: who is the spanner "ISTENEM"?
I won £7 on Word Cube by the way. If Captain Rubbish hadn't previously fluffed it, I'd have had twenty. Grrr.