Truest statement ever?

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mjd
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Truest statement ever?

Post by mjd »

'Im so glad im Male'



Definately. Thank god I am.
If I was a woman though, I dunno what id be! Probably a man woman... I dont understand women at all..


The prime example would be 'Could you unpack your bag?'

'The bag is in the corner COMPLETELY out of the way hamring NOBODY at all'

Woman - IT MUST BE DONE NOW!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF IT ISNT DONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by mjd »

WELL HE'S NEVER BEEN TO BED WITH AN UGLY WOMEN, BUT HE'S WOKEN UP WITH QUITE A FEW!!!
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Re: Truest statement ever?

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mjd wrote: The prime example would be 'Could you unpack your bag?'

'The bag is in the corner COMPLETELY out of the way hamring NOBODY at all'

Woman - IT MUST BE DONE NOW!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF IT ISNT DONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True :D
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Post by itsme »

if i was i woman i'd be a right slag, im sure i would have the biggest dildo to ram up me every day.
life is like a big shit sandwich - every day we take a bigger bite
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Post by mjd »

itsme wrote:if i was i woman i'd be a right slag, im sure i would have the biggest dildo to ram up me every day.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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