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apparently i went for a bit of a stroll last night which is not unusual for me. anyway today my brain is crystal clear and i'm getting some good stuff done. do any of you esteemed gentlemen (and lady) know anything about sleepwalking?
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yeah , it's somthing you do when your asleep,you seem to just get up and walk :lol:


ok, being serious, my girlfriend does this quite alot. very annoying.

dont know why or how it happen's though.
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itsme wrote:ok, being serious, my girlfriend does this quite alot. very annoying..
Bet you wouldnt be saying that if she did "sleep-blowjobs"
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cheers gents. interesting reading.
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Its strange, you'd think that all people in Cumbria would have sleepwalk problems!

I dont though.. sounds dangerous!
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mattrick wrote:Bet you wouldnt be saying that if she did "sleep-blowjobs"
On a serious note, my ex used to sleepwalk to the toilet on occasions - except she would often think she was in the right place when in fact she had just done a lap of the bedroom. This would then eventually lead to her crouching down and having a pee on the bedroom floor, thinking she was hovering over the porcelain.

The next morning, she would notice the puddle and be completely bemused as to how it got there. The one time I did try having the rather awkward conversation with her, she didn't wanna know and insisted it was impossible.

As for Sleep-blowjobs... now you're talking! :wink:
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Mate of mine sleepwalks and it usually ends up with hilarious consequences.

of the many times its happened here are some of the more bizarre ones..

1) his mum woke up hearing the front door banging, as she passed my mates room she realised he was gone, after some seraching they eventually found him standing in the middle of the school fields some half a mile away wearing nothing but his duvet!

2) everyone in the house wakes to the doorbell going off like mad, upon going downstairs they find him headbutting the doorbell repeatedly.

3) his brother went into his room to wake him, no sign of him in his bed, looks to the side and finds the wardrobe completely dismantled into its individual parts and him asleep underneath

4) wandered into his brothers room one night and started pissing in the bin, his brother woke up and thought it was someone who had broken in, screams his head off. Frightens the shit out of me mate who wakes from sleepwalking, he slips and cracks his head open, his brother meanwhile has an asthma attack...both end up in A&E


suffice to say nobody wants to share a room with him on holidays :D
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lol, My sister once woke up when she was younger about 11 ish at night, and started getting washed and dressed for school, luckily my mum was still up and guided her back into bed.

watched a documentry on this, where people have actually killed others while being asleep! :shock: and was advised on there not to wake sleep walkers by shaking or touching them, just talk to them, dunno why!

I talk in my sleep and so does someone else, I have conversations when im still awake and a certain person is talking in their sleep, quite funny lol. :lol: you should try it!!
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Sleep-blowjobs...

that would be ace. :D
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I went through a phase when I was younger of getting up and walking downstairs. Whats weird though is I vividly remember walking down the stairs and 'seeing' my mum and dad in the lounge with the door slightly open & the lights and TV on. I don't know what all that was about, because it was about 2 in the morning, pitch black, and they were tucked up in bed.

The first thing I knew about it was when the burglar alarm went off and woke me up, and I was left wondering why I was stood in the middle of the hall!!
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