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by Istenem » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:11 pm
her minge? i was only musing about what she has in her fancy-dress box.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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by Istenem » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:23 pm
she is also a keen equestrian so i bet she has a horse's collar.
like this one:
nobody ever wins on those things.
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by Istenem » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:30 pm
and the obvious progression of the birthing room:
nobody ever wins on those things.
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by Matt Vinyl » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:46 pm
LOL, some of those piccies and innuendos are brilliant!
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by Cardinal Sin » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:14 pm
I tried to find images for gaping chasm or "throwing a sausage up a cul-de-sac", but couldn't find anything suitable, so I'll just give you an offensive joke instead.
Wee Billy is sitting in the bath with his mum.
Billy points between his mum's legs and says "Mummy. Mummy. What's that?"
His mum, thinking quickly, says "That's where God hit me with his axe".
And Billy says "ooooh. Good shot. Right in the cunt".
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by Matt Vinyl » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:17 pm
Lol - Cardinal, that is a blinder!!!
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by Ernest W. Quality » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:44 pm
theoak wrote: runs a similar forum (but faaaaaaaaaar less anal than here)
I completely misunderstood this the first time I read it.
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by Mattb » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:48 pm
Brilliant Ernest
theoak will have to be careful not to divulge this forum's preferences in the future.
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by Istenem » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:03 am
despite a throbbing hangover i laughed long and lustily about those replies.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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by Istenem » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:46 pm
and going back to that dreadful katona woman. i'll be it's like a hippo's yawn:
nobody ever wins on those things.
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by mattrick » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:58 pm
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by TheMission » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:34 pm
Cardinal Richelieu wrote: I tried to find images for gaping chasm or "throwing a sausage up a cul-de-sac", but couldn't find anything suitable, so I'll just give you an offensive joke instead.
Wee Billy is sitting in the bath with his mum.
Billy points between his mum's legs and says "Mummy. Mummy. What's that?"
His mum, thinking quickly, says "That's where God hit me with his axe".
And Billy says "ooooh. Good shot. Right in the cunt".
I'll see your joke Mr CR and raise it with this:-
What do you call a woman with no arms who wins a strawberry picking competition?
A jammy twat.
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by Drpepper » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:06 am
Hahaha that hippo picture wins the thread.