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Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:11 pm

her minge? i was only musing about what she has in her fancy-dress box.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:23 pm

she is also a keen equestrian so i bet she has a horse's collar.

like this one:

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:30 pm

and the obvious progression of the birthing room:

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:46 pm

LOL, some of those piccies and innuendos are brilliant!

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:14 pm

I tried to find images for gaping chasm or "throwing a sausage up a cul-de-sac", but couldn't find anything suitable, so I'll just give you an offensive joke instead.

Wee Billy is sitting in the bath with his mum.

Billy points between his mum's legs and says "Mummy. Mummy. What's that?"

His mum, thinking quickly, says "That's where God hit me with his axe".

And Billy says "ooooh. Good shot. Right in the cunt".

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:17 pm

Lol - Cardinal, that is a blinder!!!

Ernest W. Quality · Post by **Ernest W. Quality** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:44 pm

theoak wrote:runs a similar forum (but faaaaaaaaaar less anal than here)

I completely misunderstood this the first time I read it.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:48 pm

Brilliant Ernest

theoak will have to be careful not to divulge this forum's preferences in the future.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:03 am

despite a throbbing hangover i laughed long and lustily about those replies.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:46 pm

and going back to that dreadful katona woman. i'll be it's like a hippo's yawn:

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:23 pm

Chortle

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:58 pm

unknownpseudonym wrote:and going back to that dreadful katona woman. i'll be it's like a hippo's yawn:

Hahahahahaha

TheMission · Post by **TheMission** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:34 pm

Cardinal Richelieu wrote:I tried to find images for gaping chasm or "throwing a sausage up a cul-de-sac", but couldn't find anything suitable, so I'll just give you an offensive joke instead.

Wee Billy is sitting in the bath with his mum.

Billy points between his mum's legs and says "Mummy. Mummy. What's that?"

His mum, thinking quickly, says "That's where God hit me with his axe".

And Billy says "ooooh. Good shot. Right in the cunt".

I'll see your joke Mr CR and raise it with this:-

What do you call a woman with no arms who wins a strawberry picking competition?

A jammy twat.

* Gets coat *

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:06 am

Hahaha that hippo picture wins the thread.

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