General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
Noels Beard
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by Noels Beard » Sun May 05, 2013 11:31 pm
I will give awards in two categories.
Firstly, monetary value (winnings do not count)
Secondly, physical size.
messiah
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by messiah » Sun May 05, 2013 11:52 pm
Presumably someone will have stolen a car....
Noels Beard
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by Noels Beard » Mon May 06, 2013 12:02 am
Haha... What sort of friends do you have?!!!
milk monitor
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by milk monitor » Mon May 06, 2013 2:00 am
Beard you get more and more desperate every time I revisit. It's sickening to be frank...
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. WC FIELDS (1880-1946)
bubbles
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by bubbles » Mon May 06, 2013 3:34 am
i was close to taking a jackpot king after it maxed on me 1200 in from 282!
Spyder
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by Spyder » Mon May 06, 2013 10:07 am
Anyone got a link to the pics from mid 90's when someone drilled holes and hooked up a bucket to the backs of loads of fruit machines? All coins went through to the bucket at the back, Bloke simply came in every week and swapped the bucket over?
Noels Beard
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by Noels Beard » Mon May 06, 2013 10:22 am
milk monitor wrote: Beard you get more and more desperate every time I revisit. It's sickening to be frank...
I see I've made another friend.
JG
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by JG » Mon May 06, 2013 11:03 am
I've never stolen anything from the services. I did help myself to three emergency complimentary biscuits though. One for me to eat and two to pacify a friendgirl with sugar cravings.
What's all this aboooot anyway?
JG
feeder22
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by feeder22 » Mon May 06, 2013 11:08 am
JG wrote:
What's all this aboooot anyway?
I've got an inkling. Could be coincidence but I doubt it.
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.
Noels Beard
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by Noels Beard » Mon May 06, 2013 11:39 am
It's just a random thread because I could see you were all bored. I once stole a life size cut-out of a Ladbrokes last from outside Hilton Park Ladbrokes. That was my claim to fame. And the occasional £4 sandwich. I'm not paying £4 for a crap sandwich.
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by trayhop123 » Mon May 06, 2013 12:23 pm
we've all heard of tales from the past , of pikeys literally sackbarrowing/trannyvaning the machines away
Little discipline = BIG issue
**** ****
feeder22
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by feeder22 » Mon May 06, 2013 12:23 pm
It was indeed coincidence. My biggest theft from service stations amount to a few buttons here and there.
Looks like you can't win William. Whether you're active or not people moan. Oh and we missed meatloaf. Shame.
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.
Noels Beard
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by Noels Beard » Mon May 06, 2013 2:27 pm
Yes. I apologise about that.
feeder22
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by feeder22 » Mon May 06, 2013 4:02 pm
I sincerely doubt that.
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.
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by HornyNick » Mon May 06, 2013 6:07 pm
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer!