mr lugsy wrote:i bet that made your eyes water when you did it G
i could never shit that big mate, i wanna meet whoever did lol.
it was as fat as the top of an pint glass (not the skinny fosters ones)
look at it compared to the fatness of the bog brush :/
i told the barmaid and she couldnt believe it either, the she went to clear it with a plastic dustpan and brush, that fucker woulda snapped the dustpan tho i think, looked like it weighed a stone.
i dont know how the fuck someones ringer could stretch that one out :/
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
I am pissing my self at silent g photo. Its hilarious one of the funniest things iv seen/read on here! And as for the snow one top quality it looks decent.
Believe it or not i once visited a toilet in a pub in Elephant and Castle think it was called the Temple anyways someone had shit 2 big ones like this,they were that long they stuck out the water by several inches,someone had actually drawn 2 eyes onto paper and stuck it on them,well when i opened the lid up there they where,I have never laughed so much in my life and actually sent a m8 and 3 other customers in to view it .It was caround 6 year back but still think about it to this day ..
Bang Tidy,Potatoes,Shittiiiiing,Smash Ya Back Doors In....
this is the first time for ages that i have actually laughed out loud at a post on here. and i've never typed lol before. but G's turd deserves it. the choice of smiley is fantastic.