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Last 3 days my mam has been ill, sickness and dia (not even going to attempt to spell it) woke up this morning my dad has got it. I have just come in from work and he tells me my bro and gran have also been bad through last night (same thing) and they are in a different house hold! Basically I'm the only one left and I'm a bit scared as there is nothing worse than something terrible like this. I'm a sitting duck just waiting for it to get me! I pray I don't get it even though I don't believe in god lol! Some of you guys may think this is pointless post but think if it was you, iv never been in this position before!
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Post by maverick69 »

haha just wash ur hands and cover ur mouth
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Post by thecannonball89 »

Maybe its that radioactive poison from japan
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Post by Stevie S »

They say most don't eat much of their own cooking so you should be fine mate! :wink:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by trayhop123 »

you may get it titch m8 ,,,,,, you may not


best thing you can do ( whilst your healthy ) is go out and stock up on provision's


nothing worse , than the WHOLE household being too ill to fetch each others necessities/comforts
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Post by Spyder »

i had this last week..

make sure you have the following:

bread for making toast
ready salted crisps
bog rolls
Apple juice (spend about £5 a litre to get the good stuff)
Neurofen and paracetamol
a box of "dioralyte"
clean towels and sheets

if you do get it, just lay down for 3 days but you have to drink shitloads of water and completely starve yourself till the shit stops coming out and about 24 hours after, once youve stopped puking and shitting, drink enough water/apple juice for your piss to go clear. then start trying to eat properly again

if its the same bug i had last week, it fucking hurts like hell.
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Post by Scott »

Whenever i've had Dia (not gonna attempt it either) i've always took imodium, works wonders.
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Post by titchno1 »

My mam is getting better she has kept one slice of toast down. But there is nothing worse than not being in control of your own body. My dad was on the toilet he said then thought he needed to be sick so he span around, he then shit him self and wasnt even sick. its funny but not very nice like(sorry if you were having your dinner). On about that radio active thing it was on the news yesterday they were picking it up from scotland. Cheers for the replys I was expecting some one taking the piss or saying silly post etc. But it is 'the lounge'. :D
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keep away from bug
i got more routes than loreal
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keep away from bug

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Post by MrRed »

I once had diarrhoea for 7 days
What a shit week that was
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Post by mr lugsy »

I take imodium too

Only ever didn't work once and I've had diarrhoea (spelt automatically by safari) loads of times.
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Post by Stevie S »

mr lugsy wrote:I take imodium too

Only ever didn't work once and I've had diarrhoea (spelt automatically by safari) loads of times.
oooooooh, get you Mr safari pants. :lol:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Post by silent g »

i have ibs, dunno what triggers it tho, i get the random runs.
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