Wheres the demmerz arms when you need it!?!?!

[clarkey1984]

Just felt like saying, i have sat in like a geek on a friday cos i dont get paid till monday, and as i found a crate of tetleys that i forgot i had stashed away a few weeks back i am enjoying it, and as i dont have work tomorrow i plan on continuing until either the bitter runs out or i crash and pass out, its only a 15 pack so not too bad, plus being bitter its only 3.8%, but i reckon its well compensated depending on what you have eaten

Id much rather be at my prospective new girlfriends place (9 years older than me, 36 and fooking stunning!!) its very early days with her but i am hopeful, we nearly got together about 10 years ago but i bottled it coz of the age gap, but not now, hopefully gonna make up for lost time, but with her living about 15 miles away a beat up old astra which is on the red fuel wise cannot and would not have managed a 30 odd mile round trip, i dread to think what i have done in petrol this month going over hers, gotta be at least 100 quid, but she's worth it, i never have been what you call lucky when it comes to the laydeez, i hope this time i can finally have luck on my side and it all goes as i hope it well, coz she is really great, my kinda girl

Im drunk, and may well be waffling, so i shall leave it at that lol.

[Nixxy]

Id much rather be at my prospective new girlfriends place (9 years older than me, 36 and fooking stunning!!) its very early days with her but i am hopeful, we nearly got together about 10 years ago but i bottled it coz of the age gap, but not now, hopefully gonna make up for lost time ...

Mate - get her in the sack, women tend to have a sexual peak in their late 30s. You'll be pleasantly surprised - sod the age gap