Wheres the demmerz arms when you need it!?!?!

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clarkey1984
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Wheres the demmerz arms when you need it!?!?!

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Just felt like saying, i have sat in like a geek on a friday cos i dont get paid till monday, and as i found a crate of tetleys that i forgot i had stashed away a few weeks back i am enjoying it, and as i dont have work tomorrow i plan on continuing until either the bitter runs out or i crash and pass out, its only a 15 pack so not too bad, plus being bitter its only 3.8%, but i reckon its well compensated depending on what you have eaten :lol: :lol:

Id much rather be at my prospective new girlfriends place (9 years older than me, 36 and fooking stunning!!) its very early days with her but i am hopeful, we nearly got together about 10 years ago but i bottled it coz of the age gap, but not now, hopefully gonna make up for lost time, but with her living about 15 miles away a beat up old astra which is on the red fuel wise cannot and would not have managed a 30 odd mile round trip, i dread to think what i have done in petrol this month going over hers, gotta be at least 100 quid, but she's worth it, i never have been what you call lucky when it comes to the laydeez, i hope this time i can finally have luck on my side and it all goes as i hope it well, coz she is really great, my kinda girl ;)

Im drunk, and may well be waffling, so i shall leave it at that lol.
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Re: Wheres the demmerz arms when you need it!?!?!

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clarkey1984 wrote:Id much rather be at my prospective new girlfriends place (9 years older than me, 36 and fooking stunning!!) its very early days with her but i am hopeful, we nearly got together about 10 years ago but i bottled it coz of the age gap, but not now, hopefully gonna make up for lost time ...
Mate - get her in the sack, women tend to have a sexual peak in their late 30s. You'll be pleasantly surprised - sod the age gap :wink:
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