Insect Phobia
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From a guess, and a bit of deduction...
...that sounds like the phobia of three types of colour!
I think the fact I hate spiders is that you'll be happily enjoying a 100th repeat of 'Only Fools' on the telly, and one will 'appear' on the cushion next to you, like it telported there...!
I had a horrible experience as a kid. Woke up in the night, it was real hot, so I turned my pillow over to 'get the cool side' and there was 'the biggest' f-off house spider under there! I flew out of bed and downstairs and hid in the front room until morning lol (I was only about 5!)
Never liked 'em since!

...that sounds like the phobia of three types of colour!

I think the fact I hate spiders is that you'll be happily enjoying a 100th repeat of 'Only Fools' on the telly, and one will 'appear' on the cushion next to you, like it telported there...!
I had a horrible experience as a kid. Woke up in the night, it was real hot, so I turned my pillow over to 'get the cool side' and there was 'the biggest' f-off house spider under there! I flew out of bed and downstairs and hid in the front room until morning lol (I was only about 5!)
Never liked 'em since!

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I dont like daddy long legs and i hate spiders
little story...
once upon a time lol jokin
i was about 6/7, went to the loo and on the curtain was this black thing (it looked like cotton/fabric) it was huge (little body, massive **** off legs) no word of a lie it was about the size of a bowling ball. (diameter)
Coz i was young i thought it was fabric so im on the loo, and grab the curtain and shake it! the bloody thing came running towards me! i jumped up off the loo tried to run down the staires with me trousers round me ankles, stacked it half way still screaming my head off!! lol
My mum dont mind spiders that much but even she was funny about going near it.
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Another one, still was the same age i think, was in bed talking to myself as u do at that age with my multicloured torch, when i looked at the wall and there was a big spider again (chuncky one) i got up reaaaallly slowly got to my door opened the door and screamed my head off all the way downstaires to me mum! lol
yeah, so thats why i dont like spiders.
and i dont like daddy long legs coz they look like spiders with wings!
i have a feeling im gonna regret that story lol
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little story...
once upon a time lol jokin
i was about 6/7, went to the loo and on the curtain was this black thing (it looked like cotton/fabric) it was huge (little body, massive **** off legs) no word of a lie it was about the size of a bowling ball. (diameter)
Coz i was young i thought it was fabric so im on the loo, and grab the curtain and shake it! the bloody thing came running towards me! i jumped up off the loo tried to run down the staires with me trousers round me ankles, stacked it half way still screaming my head off!! lol
My mum dont mind spiders that much but even she was funny about going near it.
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Another one, still was the same age i think, was in bed talking to myself as u do at that age with my multicloured torch, when i looked at the wall and there was a big spider again (chuncky one) i got up reaaaallly slowly got to my door opened the door and screamed my head off all the way downstaires to me mum! lol
yeah, so thats why i dont like spiders.
and i dont like daddy long legs coz they look like spiders with wings!

i have a feeling im gonna regret that story lol

nudgesuk wrote:nah were all good people on here i can just imagine what a nightout it would be cos some of these boys are crazy lol i reckon it would be a great laugh.
