Switchoffs
- sir ratholer
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Switchoffs
You walk in to a pub you do regularly.
As soon as you walk in, they switch the fruit off. What's your next move?
As soon as you walk in, they switch the fruit off. What's your next move?
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Glendale: Done the exact same thing. I put £7 into an Indy hilo, ordered 4 pints (me and chums). Machine turned off on me on the 7th quid. Waited patiently at the bar until all the beers were poured, then: "Come on lads, next pub, eh?" The barman was lost for words. (They were Stellas too, heh-heh).
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Re: Switchoffs
Say you are an electrician and can fix that for a call-out fee.sir ratholer wrote:You walk in to a pub you do regularly.
As soon as you walk in, they switch the fruit off. What's your next move?
On the serious side, i'd be very worried now if I relied on pub fruits for my main source of income. It seems that publicans are making a concerted effort to be hostile towards players. It was bad enough back in the laissez-faire days.
You simply don't need that sort of stress in your working life, on top of moody fruits, rank unwashed observers and bovine comments.
"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?"
- clarkey1984
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/wipes tear from eye
That post has made my night JG!
Id just do as others have mentioned tho, order a round of drinks and then when it comes to payment just say actually sorry, was gonna enjoy a nice cold pint and spend a few minutes on the fruity, but never mind, and just walk.
That post has made my night JG!
Id just do as others have mentioned tho, order a round of drinks and then when it comes to payment just say actually sorry, was gonna enjoy a nice cold pint and spend a few minutes on the fruity, but never mind, and just walk.
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
had a fruit switched off on me asked the bar lady she said it was broke, i said u just dont want me to play it, she said yeah so just got my drink poored it on the floor and walked out. Also went to a pub recently never been in there before when i walked in the fruit was on bought a drink looked behind me it was off could not believe it.
on 3 occasions they've said "in turning that off now so play your credits off!"
and on all 3 occasions ive said "i dare you to turn it off because itll be the last thing you do"
then i drain what i can and leave within 5min before any police might come.
my fv time was in the Clarendon hotel with scottish bob, we had the manager (milton) and the security guard on us, the security gaurd didnt speak one word because i told him as soon as i hear him speak im gonna smash his chunt in, and the slightly braver manager said he would turn the machine off and when i told him the consequences he just kept saying "please hurry up lads, please finish your drinks, please finish your credits" we played for about another 10min then told them both not to speak till we was gone lol.
im 20ft tall and thugish and scottydog bob is about 16st and they didnt want no trouble from us lol.
miltons rover streetwise has since been painted and the fruit has been swapped for a quizzer lol.
and on all 3 occasions ive said "i dare you to turn it off because itll be the last thing you do"
then i drain what i can and leave within 5min before any police might come.
my fv time was in the Clarendon hotel with scottish bob, we had the manager (milton) and the security guard on us, the security gaurd didnt speak one word because i told him as soon as i hear him speak im gonna smash his chunt in, and the slightly braver manager said he would turn the machine off and when i told him the consequences he just kept saying "please hurry up lads, please finish your drinks, please finish your credits" we played for about another 10min then told them both not to speak till we was gone lol.
im 20ft tall and thugish and scottydog bob is about 16st and they didnt want no trouble from us lol.
miltons rover streetwise has since been painted and the fruit has been swapped for a quizzer lol.
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure 
tommya wrote: Also went to a pub recently never been in there before when i walked in the fruit was on bought a drink looked behind me it was off could not believe it.
I've had that, i almost limp to the bar in some quiet pubs so as not let my coins be heard, even so....power cut. Even after racking my brains i still don't how they have known to plug it? Ring round? Heard my coins jangling? (doubtful) maybe its just my face
I find it baffling when i've never even been in there before, maybe there policy is just any new faces we turn the machine off, its the only explaination i can think of?
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- sir ratholer
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i'm not sure what your point is here.Spyder wrote:you can tell..
worked on bars and in pubs and i know many people who do, all of which can spot a fruity player really easily
It's not exactly easy to hide £70+ of coins coming out of a machine, nor is it possible to drink copious amounts of alcohol in every pub due to having to drive, and I'm not going to stick loads of money behind the bar because I have a family to support, and i'd rather spend the money on them.
In any case, you shouldn't have to do wedge in the pub to have the right to play the machine. If you can't handle someone winning, don't have one.
Anyway, what is the real purpose of a machine? Is it to feed the (heavily debated who is a) locals addiction? Is it the landlords holiday fund? Does it just contribute to the overall profit of the pub? Is it nothing to do with the pub - 'we just have it in there' - in the case of malfunction/ious.
Pathetic really.
Bored of the grind.