Jackpot
Jackpot
i was on holiday in yorkshire in the caravan and decided to go for a pint, at the pub, after smashing all the swp records i was half p1ssed and needed to go back to the caravan, damn i thought its a 2 mile hike, i will cut across this field, half way across i nearly fell down this massive hole about 15 feet across, i dropped a rock in and listened, i heard nothing, so looking around i saw an old white ceramic sink/bath type thing, i dragged it over to the hole and threw it in and listened for a noise, then i heard this almighty scampering noise behind me, when i turned around a goat with its head down was running right at me, i jumped to the side and it plunged into the big hole, i heard an almighty splash followed by another almighty splash, so i ran like hell, i got to a gate and a farmer saw me, he said,"" yev not seen goat around these parts ave ya"", I said nooo... as i shook my head.., he said, "never mind, it wont get far, its tied to an old bath".
