WHY THE FUCK IS IT GETTING SO SUSPECT NOW!

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT GETTING SO SUSPECT NOW!

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walk into a pub in crayford and didnt even get to the machine and get barred! ive only ever played it once!!!

go in a pub in woolwich and theres a big sign on the machine saying "there are camera's on this machine watching everything you do, SMILE"

go in a pub on shooters hill and lose £15 on it and just as im about to walk away a bloke comes out of the back room and says "your not scamming the machine are you?" (if i was i wouldnt exactly say yes would i)

ma nad a fellow jackpotty staff member were playing a hi lo indy on saturday and when i went to move my car some bloke asked him if he was a scammer that knew the sequences for fruit machines?

i got barred for putting £45 in a alien to get £70 in eltham

i got barred for putting £45 in a lep for £70 in herne bay

i got bared for winning £70 from a rr in herne bay because whilst i was playing the machine i kept moving my car keys from one pocket to another constantly :/ ITS CALLED LOOKING FOR CHANGE! NOT MOVING KEYS YOU COCKHEAD!

im sure theres a few more things too :/

this is all within the last month!

WTF is going on?

now it seems that if you win a jackpot youve "scammed" it.

how are pubs getting this on top?

and how the fuck can you scam a redgaming! pfft
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Post by sir ratholer »

Sick luck mate. But all of the places are in ontop areas, dodgy at best. Herne Bay/Whitstable is ridiculous, like we spoke about.

Which lep/rr did you get barred from mate??

I wonder if the Alien in Eltham was the same place which had the cash or bust. It was huge for me in there, one time I got the 105 off pennies and the guy blocked the door for me to get out. Spent about 20 mins on the phone and he didn't move, so I just walked towards him intimidatingly and he stepped aside, wtf!!!
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Post by Spyder »

dream situation for me...

i would fuck the place up if they tried to stop me from leaving...

getting barred wouldnt be an issue, they'd definitely remember me
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Post by silent g »

the alien is in a pub in mottingham called (i think) the prince of wales they have a ddond , a gw and a quest in there too.
the alien is good but the rest is pap.
they used to have a lep in the one down the hill which stepped every visit but now its a megadond.

the lep in herne was the divers but the bloke in the bun penny seemed safe as fuck to me lol.

whitstable ive never had trouble.

i just wanna know, is someone telling these landlords that machines are being scammed or do they just not like you winning ?
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Agree mate, I'm getting sick and tired of it now and it's putting me off enough to make me think about chucking it in completely. I enjoy a pub for a pint just as much as for the fruit - and I continually have less and less pubs to go into because I'm obviously using a magnet! :roll: :D

Can you all go in the King's Head for me on Friday for the 'coin, as I'm barred for walking in there with a friend who had in his possesion a packet of peanuts he'd bought from another pub!!!
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Too many players!
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silent g wrote:the alien is in a pub in mottingham called (i think) the prince of wales they have a ddond , a gw and a quest in there too.
the alien is good but the rest is pap.
they used to have a lep in the one down the hill which stepped every visit but now its a megadond.

the lep in herne was the divers but the bloke in the bun penny seemed safe as fuck to me lol.

whitstable ive never had trouble.

i just wanna know, is someone telling these landlords that machines are being scammed or do they just not like you winning ?
ah ok, the cash or bust was in the one on the hill.

Divers guy is absolutely fine with me, I was the only one in there and talked for a few mins before i went on the fruit. Bun penny is quite ontop for me, i bought a bloody lasagne when I first went in and done the here and now off pennies, had a fight with the Lep and rewrapped it for 2 and he was screwing!

Got accused of using a key a few weeks back by a local, he told me to hurry up and get out before ivor Thomas turn up. I had to laugh, who does he think ivor Thomas are, the fucking police?! I don't even own a key!

Apart from that I haven't had any major incidents. Kings coin are absolutely fine with me, marge loves me! When I had an oj there she said the vitamin c would do me good!!!
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Post by quasar911 »

The only issue i ever had, well not really "had" more like saw.
I was in a pub and myself and mate was having a pint or 3, and were keeping an eye on the machine which was being played by 2 other blokes.

One blokes thought he was the nuts telling his mate to press this press that, and he kept saying things like, "remember, i used to work on em mate" well, with that the bar-manager came over and repeated" used to work on em did you " well, cash up and out, off you go !!!

I thought it was funny, we went on for a fiver each and took £25 out. :lol:
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Kings coin are absolutely fine with me, marge loves me! When I had an oj there she said the vitamin c would do me good!!!
Although she'll take a good half-hour to serve up a pint, Marge is fine. It's that Tony Hart look-alike of a husband that doeesn't want me in there. Fair play to Marge though, she'll let me in if she knows he's not going to be about for a few hours. :)
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change your routes for a while
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Post by deano8177 »

It's just one of those things we all have to get used to. It will probaly get a lot worse as time goes by. Id probaly have been kicked out of a lot more places if I didn't love beer and red wine.
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Post by Houston »

Come to Canterbury and see how bad it is now.
I went out in my lunch hour and had more grief than I had in the last year.
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Buy A FEW PINTS OF BEER, works wonders
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Post by pickareel »

i walked into a pub ive never been in before in my life just to check what they had,walked in family guy ohwell,about to walk out glanced back over and he's turned the machine off,you know it's a sad state of affairs when you get constant fire even in beefeaters brewers fairs embers etc
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quasar911 wrote:The only issue i ever had, well not really "had" more like saw.
I was in a pub and myself and mate was having a pint or 3, and were keeping an eye on the machine which was being played by 2 other blokes.

One blokes thought he was the nuts telling his mate to press this press that, and he kept saying things like, "remember, i used to work on em mate" well, with that the bar-manager came over and repeated" used to work on em did you " well, cash up and out, off you go !!!

I thought it was funny, we went on for a fiver each and took £25 out. :lol:
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