Who will win the spl

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:14 pm

No you didn't. Feel free to invite me to your first (and last) gig though.

nudgesuk · Post by **nudgesuk** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:45 pm

what will be your first hit? "tartan trousers" lol

thats quite funny because one of the most frequesnt questions asked by an english person to a scottish person is usually one of those 3 u just mentioned Kilt,Bagpipes and Haggis lol

Have you seen the new scottish airline?

Ned airways

In Flight T.V. -: (Rab C Nesbitt,scotch and wry,Chewin the fat)

Dress Code -: Kappa tracksuits (but must be tucked into football socks) as well as a hat 3 times to small for you head.

In Flight Meal -: Starter - Tennents super soup

Main - roll ala square sausage with sauce a la tomato

Dessert - Deep fried mars bar in a buckfast sauce

In flight drinks - Irn Bru,MD 20/20,White Lightening,Buckfast,Thunderbird

(please not that there is also Merrydown cider available for the under 16's)

Please note that smoking Cigarrettes is forhibited on board, however smoking cannabis is strongly advised and is welcomed by the airline

Also available from our duty free range - Knuckle dusters,Flick knives,Samurai swords,Replica gun's,Fake passports,doctors sick lines

Please also note that fighting and shagging birds on the plane is allowed but any touching of the air stewardesses will result in you getting fuckin done in ya wee prick awright.

Payment for your flight can be made by handing in your post office or dole book into our airline office at any time.

Please enjoy you flight on Ned Airways

See ye efter big yin .

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:57 pm

Scotland fucking rocks!

nudgesuk · Post by **nudgesuk** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:03 pm

They may take our lives but they'll never take our

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:12 pm

Mattb i dont know why you dont like Scotland when your girlfriend does

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:14 pm

That's a bit below the belt

I'm gonna send her round to headbutt you now :P

Matt

MordaciousK(nudges*star) · Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:06 pm

^ cue sarcastic/funny/rude comments about below the belt and MattB's girlfriend-lmao

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:34 am

She is always around that area! By the people Hibs beat Carlton 2-3 yesterday!

MordaciousK(nudges*star) · Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:47 am

You'll be delighted at your neighbours 3-0 win in the Champions league matty?

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:53 am

Not bothered but everyone knows the old saying " you cant thrown cash at a problem" 1st game of the season will be a tricky one no dout yeah?

MordaciousK(nudges*star) · Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:55 am

1st game of any season is always tricky tbh! Try telling Jose Mourhino u can't do that btw-lol!

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:58 am

LOL Well even comming to Edinburgh from Aberdeen must be a kick in the teeth after 90 mins !

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:46 am

I'm actually going to the Hibs v Aberdeen match tomorrow.

Must remember to bring a book to read.

nudgesuk · Post by **nudgesuk** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:35 am

why are you going to that game cardinal? have you not been sleeping well? and instead of sleeping tablets your doctor bought you a ticket for the hibs v sheep shaggers game cos that'll be sure to send you to sleep lol

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:59 am

Got a work night out in Edinburgh tomorrow night, and this is a prelude to it.. guy at my work is a big Hibs fan so I said I'd come along for the craic. I've got a misprinted student card so I'll not have to pay too much to get in.

In other news, I'm supposed to be starting work as a football commentator for a East Asian betting syndicate when the SFL season kicks off. £50 to go to matches and speak down a mobile phone. Doesn't sound too tricky! (unfortunately, my local team is East Stirlingshire

).