Have any of you ever thought about machines whilst having sex, i know i have although not proud of it.
Here's a little JG type story about a well known fruit broadcaster, hope he doesnt take offence as its only a joke.
Hey winning babe you wana get down and do the wild thing, im a horny little lepracaurn after dropping that gold pot down hemsby. Yeah buddy you know the sound of gold coins dropping always makes me wet. As buddy started to undress winning babes clothes they droped to the floor like a full golden game the same noise was made as coin hitting wood, they got into the bed with barcrest emblaizend silk bed sheets sent to them years back. As he bent her over and inserted his lowe and flethcher he was overwhelmed with excitement, this is nearly as good as that bar x streak i had a few years back at least she isnt routing though.
As they proceded to make passionate love not even thinking about it buddy got out his sony erricson and made a video, i bet this would get a lot of views he thought as he proceded to film. The room was full of pound coins in every crevis and not forgeting hers, the red gaming wall paper always made them sleep easy. As they made love shity arcade music played and the sound of tuppeny nudgers, pacmans and grabbers made the couple feel at home. Eveything was in is place even the well positioned cutout of a arcade attendant which has never been seen but thought to be a picture of ross and his wife when they went on holiday to liverpool. winning babe wanted the carabean but as buddy love reminded her there were no bandits on st lucia, buddy has always been the brains out of the two.
As they lay in each other's arms the hard working couple who enjoy arcade relatred entertainment. buddy gazed into winning babes eyes and said you know what i love you more than machines.
strange thoughts
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trayhop123
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Quailty reply dom mate. 
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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