The kind of people that play fruit machines (with the obvious exception of myself, JG, Matt Vinyl, etc..) tend to be a bit spotty, have limited social skills, and normally go by the name of Derek, Clive or some other lower class chavvy name, like Deejay. They also tend to have webbed feet.
Seeing them all verbally ejaculate in your general direction in the vein hope that you ARE the girl in the picture, might be single, and that they have slightly more chance of getting you in to bed than they do of seeing the jackpot repeat on an It's Amazing, is somewhat amusing.
It's almost like watching a lesson in how not to pull.
We can't be far off someone posting publicly, or privately to you, something along the lines of "Penny, I fink ur de most amzin lukin burd iv eva sin on fruitchat. If u iz sngl, do u fncy metin up 4 a drnk and mayb sum alcohol inducd fondlin (ov ur Up'nOva tho, not ya baps - i aint no perv innit)?"
Obviously myself and a small majority of people on here are in no way like that, and would much prefer to take you out for a nice meal and a quick trip around Coventry's finest drinking establishments afterwards to do some DOND's, Aliens, Lep' Golds.
Can i add you on msn now too, or have i blown it now?
PS - I reiterate what JG said subtly at the bottom of his post
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