Penny, maybe you should change your name to Mark, as for surname, I don't know, choose something random, not Vinyl, that's too copycat, go for Mark Tyne or something

Admin can we make this a sticky thread please?
Anyway, add me to msn on....hold on...what's my msn addy Ob? Hold on, I think it's
Nudge***@hotmail.com. The starred bit rhymes with pan and is the opposite of a woman.
Also I am currently available to meat you at Pool Meadow bus station, let me know, I can wait as long as you want, but please be sympathetic and bear in mind the parking charges.
Cheers,
JG
PS - all insults, jibes and other non-sensical ramblings in this post are meant tongue in cheek...