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HorseRacingKing
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clarkey1984
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yeah lol, we race anything, the rarer the better, usually old fords.
Over the last season or so we have raced...
mk2 granada hearse
mk2 granada limo
mk2 granada 2 door
mk2 minster (granada saloon, but 10 inches longer)
mk1 capri
and the best few fords for last...
mk1 granada 'coke bottle' coupe (they have different shaped rear wings to a normal coupe)
mk1 granada coupe limo, rare as fook, only about 50 ever made.
and for non fords, 3 pre war motors.
1933 standard 10
1929 hillman super minx
1931 hillman super minx
We love it!
Over the last season or so we have raced...
mk2 granada hearse
mk2 granada limo
mk2 granada 2 door
mk2 minster (granada saloon, but 10 inches longer)
mk1 capri
and the best few fords for last...
mk1 granada 'coke bottle' coupe (they have different shaped rear wings to a normal coupe)
mk1 granada coupe limo, rare as fook, only about 50 ever made.
and for non fords, 3 pre war motors.
1933 standard 10
1929 hillman super minx
1931 hillman super minx
We love it!
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
nice one Clarkey!
But more to the point is that a p1 Crash Attack? If so, can you pull the spark plugs on a mega screech?
HRK, you are under intense scrutiny, never before have you been scrutinised so intensely, but let me tell you now, the level of scrutiny that you are subject to is WOOOOAH! like nothing before, it's intense, so be aware that you are under intense scrutiny.
Cheers,
JG
But more to the point is that a p1 Crash Attack? If so, can you pull the spark plugs on a mega screech?
HRK, you are under intense scrutiny, never before have you been scrutinised so intensely, but let me tell you now, the level of scrutiny that you are subject to is WOOOOAH! like nothing before, it's intense, so be aware that you are under intense scrutiny.
Cheers,
JG
JG
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HorseRacingKing
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JG,
I made Fruit Chat, shouldn't I be the Scrutinee..
JG edit; I contest that fact Luke, also I've been a little bit naugty and made a naughty play on words, it's a micro attack, that's all. Feel free to call me a JGerkoff if that would help. Just relax, if you do nothing wrong, the huge, highly pressurised levels of scrutiny that your postings are subject to (they are currently being sent off to The White House to be analysed for Internet terrorist activity) should show you to be an upstanding citizen of fruit chat.
I made Fruit Chat, shouldn't I be the Scrutinee..
JG edit; I contest that fact Luke, also I've been a little bit naugty and made a naughty play on words, it's a micro attack, that's all. Feel free to call me a JGerkoff if that would help. Just relax, if you do nothing wrong, the huge, highly pressurised levels of scrutiny that your postings are subject to (they are currently being sent off to The White House to be analysed for Internet terrorist activity) should show you to be an upstanding citizen of fruit chat.
Probably an intra muscular injection of cyclizine I should imagine. Intra muscular injections are typically rather painful. However with intravenous injections, you should just feel a little HRicK.
I've been feeling like that myself, not like a HRicK (love you really Luke Wilson, try and post something nice please). Dragged myself to a stag do this weekend, but lost my voice at about 8pm, this week been doing a bit of vomiting and defeacating at an abnormally frequent rate.
Anyway I've missed a few days out as a result and was determined to go on this Stig do. I'll post up some tales later, but on Friday I was sitting in that pub with the Alan right next to the bar.
This chap was on it for ages.
Also there was a Welsh barman in there.....since when? He was talking to this other guy and coming out with lots of stuff like "I only support two teams, Wales and any team playing England"....it was like super dupety taff land in there......wtf?!? Usually it's students playing cards in the corner and no heat. Anyway this bloke was playing on the red squares until it bloomin' flashed. I was looking at pictures of Charley Boorman on the Paragon box and won £3 as I knew of the 18th most popular film on the thing of the thing in 19thingyety thing and it wasn't Gorillas in the mist or that one about baseball but another film. That was the answer. Then I qualified first round 39,500 on Donday.......£4 in the box dealt at £3.50, oh well. Proper DOND not cheeky Big Reds, don't have that one. A few games of bully.
Well I sat down, ate crisps, would he shift? No he kept reforcing for the f ing im again and again and again....he went to the cash point twice.
I had to put £6 in for the £3 win and another £1 win on BAM!
I also played Dr. Who and the prizes were at the first baddie! Sweet.....wtf?!? This game is usually like pulling teeth out of a Dalek.
I was dosed up on crisps and had texted the hell out of the stag party.
I was in danger of engraciating myself with a guy who wanted to talk about military history.
Now war's an important subject granted. It's human nature to fight, it's not pretty, but it's human nature unfortunately. But have you any idea of the type of semi-automatic weapons used by such and such a troops in such a such a conflict?
I was hoping some question would come up about weapons in the Falklands or some such thing, but it kept asking me about films.
I thought of THs long stint waiting for a Hi/Lo but alas had to leave as military history guy started taking an interest then the barman, so pffft feck that.....he could have been on it all night and getting too on top.
Anyway was expecting to hear here comes the hot stepper but was suspicious after seeing a Nortampton crack assasination team here today and alas it was more like where's my washboard? So no joy. Freshly deaded, hope they did their sacks in CB.
Also on Fri popped £60 in a nop for a flashypoops for £121. No Ash afters although suspected it'd be there, but sometimes it can put it back a bit, tried a set no joy. Left it for S who I was hoping would blag a LES and plop out for pip. So sitting pretty. Anyway Northants had it off £1 for the fifteen and four ten games and the flat for £40 in plus fivers. Useful raise. Fecked off, missed it.
However it means Northants is getting a hyper probic as well as Leicester (postponed due to snow).
I was that deaded on Thorsday that I played one of the fantastics and missed the scale...twice....well bunged!
When fighting fit will be probing around......so may see you there....also I shall be leaving a mark...maybe a leaflet on discipline......a BLOOP sign or something else...more on that later.....it's a new business, will reveal all soon...
Bleep bloop end.
I've been feeling like that myself, not like a HRicK (love you really Luke Wilson, try and post something nice please). Dragged myself to a stag do this weekend, but lost my voice at about 8pm, this week been doing a bit of vomiting and defeacating at an abnormally frequent rate.
Anyway I've missed a few days out as a result and was determined to go on this Stig do. I'll post up some tales later, but on Friday I was sitting in that pub with the Alan right next to the bar.
This chap was on it for ages.
Also there was a Welsh barman in there.....since when? He was talking to this other guy and coming out with lots of stuff like "I only support two teams, Wales and any team playing England"....it was like super dupety taff land in there......wtf?!? Usually it's students playing cards in the corner and no heat. Anyway this bloke was playing on the red squares until it bloomin' flashed. I was looking at pictures of Charley Boorman on the Paragon box and won £3 as I knew of the 18th most popular film on the thing of the thing in 19thingyety thing and it wasn't Gorillas in the mist or that one about baseball but another film. That was the answer. Then I qualified first round 39,500 on Donday.......£4 in the box dealt at £3.50, oh well. Proper DOND not cheeky Big Reds, don't have that one. A few games of bully.
Well I sat down, ate crisps, would he shift? No he kept reforcing for the f ing im again and again and again....he went to the cash point twice.
I had to put £6 in for the £3 win and another £1 win on BAM!
I also played Dr. Who and the prizes were at the first baddie! Sweet.....wtf?!? This game is usually like pulling teeth out of a Dalek.
I was dosed up on crisps and had texted the hell out of the stag party.
I was in danger of engraciating myself with a guy who wanted to talk about military history.
Now war's an important subject granted. It's human nature to fight, it's not pretty, but it's human nature unfortunately. But have you any idea of the type of semi-automatic weapons used by such and such a troops in such a such a conflict?
I was hoping some question would come up about weapons in the Falklands or some such thing, but it kept asking me about films.
I thought of THs long stint waiting for a Hi/Lo but alas had to leave as military history guy started taking an interest then the barman, so pffft feck that.....he could have been on it all night and getting too on top.
Anyway was expecting to hear here comes the hot stepper but was suspicious after seeing a Nortampton crack assasination team here today and alas it was more like where's my washboard? So no joy. Freshly deaded, hope they did their sacks in CB.
Also on Fri popped £60 in a nop for a flashypoops for £121. No Ash afters although suspected it'd be there, but sometimes it can put it back a bit, tried a set no joy. Left it for S who I was hoping would blag a LES and plop out for pip. So sitting pretty. Anyway Northants had it off £1 for the fifteen and four ten games and the flat for £40 in plus fivers. Useful raise. Fecked off, missed it.
However it means Northants is getting a hyper probic as well as Leicester (postponed due to snow).
I was that deaded on Thorsday that I played one of the fantastics and missed the scale...twice....well bunged!
When fighting fit will be probing around......so may see you there....also I shall be leaving a mark...maybe a leaflet on discipline......a BLOOP sign or something else...more on that later.....it's a new business, will reveal all soon...
Bleep bloop end.
JG