Free Bowling Tickets

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:33 pm

I was in my local bowling alley to meet someone the other day when two players walked in, shady looking with all sports gear on; i told the barman to watch these fellas as they were really close to the machine and pay out. So as I come back from the toilet the lads have gone? I ask the barman were they went he said they took at least £120 from the machine I told him they had just done you over so I went to the Kios and reported them to the manager, I was given free Bowling tickets with the suspects banned and reported to police, think they were charged with aggrevated theft.

moterwayplayer · Post by **moterwayplayer** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:48 pm

luke u live in bexhill ure local bowling alley has a star wars what best result could pay 3 in for a slow bonus to get the dark side and get 6.10 maybe 8 if ure lucky

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:51 pm

Rick Clemence this is no time for being smart, I hope you are safe and well in London

moterwayplayer · Post by **moterwayplayer** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:57 pm

na i come home to cold up there were these shady loking guys jack daly and tony by any chance

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:58 pm

So yeah, maybe they robbed it, but they could just of easily gone on the machine and it was flying so they got a MS that went past.

We all know that there are toolers around, the thieving c--ts are everywhere, and if they were toolers i hope they get slung in jail for a very very very long time, but it may not be wise to automatically assume the worst like that, as its the very thing that shows the industry in a bad light, plus i wouldn't really appreciate the old bill at my door wanting to nick me just for getting a cheap GATW board.

It would have been far better if the old bill could have turned up while they were still there TBH, as at least that way they could have been searched on site for any dodgy notes (you know what i mean) to prove what they were doing either way.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:56 pm

I saw a dodgy looking guy fiddling with a machine in the side of the bank the other day, he stuck some sort of rectangular plastic "tool" into it and then punched in a series of numbers, evidently some sort of cheat code.

Next thing it pays him out a wad of cash!

I went into the bank and told them that they had been done over, they looked very concerned and called the police, and for some reason that was unclear to me they also called the hospital.

The police were very grateful and offered to give me a lift home, but when I told them that I lived in a pineapple under the sea they said in that case why don't you come down to the station for a nice cup of tea and a sit down?
I agreed, on condition that they let me switch on the lights and sirens on the way.

As a reward they gave me a free month's holiday in a lovely health spa, with plenty of opportunities to sit in groups and talk about ourselves, and daily classes in basket weaving!

badders2 · Post by **badders2** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:06 pm

fingers crossed dodgy chavy del boys robbing son of bitches

K_Oranj · Post by **K_Oranj** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:51 pm

@ aaamusings:

Hope the pet snail's ok while you're on your hols.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:13 am

K_Oranj wrote:@ aaamusings:

Hope the pet snail's ok while you're on your hols.

Bloody hell that's a point, I think I left the salt out of the cupboard too!

K_Oranj · Post by **K_Oranj** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:02 am

Snail abuse! Add two more months to your category 'C' break.