Jpfuk has it ALL

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:39 pm

Guess whos back

After a slight miss hap regaurding a Poker site and a fruit company who will remain unamed but for the sake of a bell ringing

1 week later he has his pc back lol

Now then Friday night and the party is pumping

Humm no rouge pixle lol welcome to the next gen of embedment lmfao

Captain.Tattybojangles · Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:40 pm

Who? The Beatles? Eminem? Madeline Mccann?

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:43 pm

Infinity......

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:22 pm

lounge time. :P

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:40 pm

Can work 4x faster than you Lugs lol 1 gets closed.. another arrives<object width="000" height="000"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lqEoOiPK6B0&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lqEoOiPK6B0&hl ... autoplay=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="000" height="000"></embed></object>

Follow me huh........ think about it ...

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:47 pm

if you can move it back to the general section i'd be more impressed!!!

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:53 pm

Yeah... lol.. in a hear beat.... but then a life ban advertised by you .. for me moving a post YOU redirectected isnt a lump a I could swallow....

BUT.. IF you challenge me.. and NO banning/come backs ect..... and.. then yea.. call me.. lol

Dont think Mike would be too impressed... but hey hoo.... lol

Post by **admin** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:11 pm

Move it back m8, i would be impressed!

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:34 pm

And where is the Autoplay warning in the thread title matthew??

I have to say tho, epic song choice, you have now made me find kevin and perry go large and i am now gonna watch it!

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:05 am

Well, that plan went a bit wrong lol, decided to go get some beers to watch the film with, got into tescos, picked the beer up, went to go to the checkout and some bint (who was stood having a chat with another staff member when i came in) walks up the aisle to meet me and informs me that i cannot be served as the store shuts at midnight and as it had just clocked over to bang on 12:00 they couldnt do it as it would breach some fuckin trading law about sunday trading, and there was me thinking that tesco was 24 hours.

A small arguement ensued, which involved me bowling 8x carlsberg down the aisle of the store, and some shouting along the lines of 'well why the fuck didnt you say anything when i walked in 10 minutes ago' before i stormed out in a mood, kicked a litter bin (it hurt my foot) tipped some trolleys over, and then blitzed the roadster past the store in the wet, but the limited slip diff that (i forgot) it has kind of took me by surprise, and i ended up spinning both wheels past the entrance with the back of the car fishtailing wildly on the wet road through 1st 2nd and into 3rd gear, and the worst bit? I got that pissed off that i have somehow burst a blood vessel, so i have a bright red left eye.

No worries though, i remembered that the pub in town has a 4am license, so 4x buds to take out please, should be £11.60 but as its a good mate behind the bar, a tenner, say no more, sorted!

JG · Post by JG » Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:00 am

Don't worry about that eye thing. It's a subconjunctival haemorrhage and will resolve itself.
Then again, don't take my word for it.

JG is not liable for any actions taken as a result of this post that may lead to blindness or blind drunkeness.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:13 pm

admin wrote:Move it back m8, i would be impressed!

Lol Mike.. you sly re- directing hound you...

Seems some one is playing us all.....

Hands up whos had this in the staff quaters..!!!!

From: PLUnion
To: jpfuk
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:38 pm
Subject: FAO: Admin jpfuk board owner please please please VIP me ple Quote message
Hello my friend. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Pete Union and I work within the brewery trade. Now I now a few scames on the fruities such as using a magnet to get a higher than average payout or switching on a mobile phone to confuse the chips and get the loot.
I have heard that on thuis site there is a VIP section for the most loyal consumers of this board. As I am in the trade and as I need to know these scams, then I would like to put my name forward for inclusion in the group.
I feel that I would bring a double edged Excaliber to the table with my insider information on industry workings. For example, did you know there is a major scam on Star Wars? I am privy to warnings from distributors and feel I would benefit the group.

Eagerly awaiting your response - with regards - Pete Union, Pub Landlord

LOL wtf

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:18 pm

jpfuk m8 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, several of us in vip have already had the same pm from the prick lol

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:32 pm

Damn.. was feeling special then lol.....

Ban stick waving