Off-topic chat, talk about whatever you like..
gambogaz1
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by gambogaz1 Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:22 am
2 Nuns are being raped. 1st Nun says "forgive them father for they know not what they are doing!"
betchrider wrote: You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
gambogaz1
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by gambogaz1 Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:24 am
A womans dead body was discovered this morning with semen in her ear. The police say she probably heard her killer coming
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betchrider wrote: You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
jpfuk
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by jpfuk Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:51 am
Lol @ hear the killer coming.....
So easly amused ..........
" wrote: I dont wear trackies neither
smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
" wrote: Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
Istenem
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by Istenem Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:53 am
i'm getting fed up with all this coverage of the handball in the france v ireland game.
nobody ever wins on those things.
Matt Vinyl
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by Matt Vinyl Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:58 am
<Wonders how many people will be Googling 'ennui'.>
Great pun though!
The Gambo ones are simple but chortleful too, heh-heh...
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
jpfuk
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by jpfuk Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:10 pm
Googling chorteful...
Someone buy me a thsaurus ffs
" wrote: I dont wear trackies neither
smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
" wrote: Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
jpfuk
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by jpfuk Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:15 pm
" wrote: I dont wear trackies neither
smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
" wrote: Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?