Excuses

angel213 · Post by **angel213** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:33 am

Nipped into one of the local arcades on the seafront where i have been playing for the past 20 years, just really was trying to kill an hour, when i notice some bloke doing his nuts on a dond in the 18's section, half an hour later he's done and im thinking kerrrrching. Step into said 18's section place £1 into said dond and then, from nowhere, a member of staff comes upto me and asks for i.d. Given the fact im 30 with a fair bit of stubble, and been playing fruits longer then hes been alive, i look at him and ask if he's joking, no mate, company policy! Avoiding the inevitable arrgument i walk away letting him know im not very pleased with the outcome (Tw*t). Obviously he was keeping it for himself or someone else. Anybody else had similar bullshit excuses to keep you out?

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:22 pm

I was in blackpool central pier a few weeks back with a m8 and when we tried to get in over 18s he let my pal in no probs then i.d me and im older then him. The guy started saying that the pic on my d.l wasnt me and all this bullshit so i waited but didnt matter any way my pal hit the 500 on a chip n spin of 2 quid so the guy wasnt to happy then lol

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:42 pm

my accomplice got asked for Id in a service station, made me chuckle as he didn't have any on him, and the fact he was driving a mercedes estate and looked at least 25 was not enough, so he was asked to leave while I played what we'd gone in there for

Blackcurrantsoda · Post by **Blackcurrantsoda** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:54 pm

Yeah that was a joke,,, Stupid bitch didn't look 16 years old herself!! Imagine someone was a few hundred in on a rainbow and got asked to leave, what a shit policy

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:58 pm

ive never had any photo i.d and even tho im 26 and 6'8 with facial i STILL find myself getting i.d'd.
it pissed me off soo much that when i was 21 i bought a fake i.d and i still use it now lol.
it seems i used to have more chance of getting a pint without showing i.d when i was 15.

Thumper · Post by **Thumper** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:07 pm

Why did you buy fake ID when you were 21? Whats wrong with real ID?

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:27 pm

Thumper wrote:Why did you buy fake ID when you were 21? Whats wrong with real ID?

couldnt be bothered with the hassle of getting a passport paying £90 odd and having to find someone to sign it for you and all that crap.
so i googled "fake i.d" and bought a good fake "prove it" age card for £10 but with my real details on it lol.
didnt need no1 to sign it and didnt have to pay £90 odd for a passport when im not planning to go out of the country.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:39 pm

You might need one if you find Vickers address in France.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:47 pm

harry2 wrote:You might need one if you find Vickers address in France.

ive got a jetski lol.

brownld · Post by **brownld** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:26 pm

In arcade in bognor, playing in over 18section won a little and decided to put a £10 in rainbow riches(which had been played all the time i was in 18section) some stupid old bitch come up says"sorry someone playing that" i reply"doubtfull as been free for last 1hr" to which she replies"sorry u need to be a member to play the £500" this point i'n mgetting fucked of and say"right give me my £10 back" she says "not getting money back as you choose to put the money in there". right fuck u u stupid bitch. Smacked the machine swearing my little head of. u imagine if i got £500 within the £10 think i would be in court for murder. bognor wank anyway not been back. CUNT

bigpokercouk · Post by **bigpokercouk** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:03 pm

me and the boy kesh went for a return visit to what was (at the time) the best line up of fruits you will ever see in an arc. Only to be asked if we were members. Obviously it was closed to new members. After the laughing stopped we just ignored the stupid bint.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:21 pm

brownld wrote:In arcade in bognor, playing in over 18section won a little and decided to put a £10 in rainbow riches(which had been played all the time i was in 18section) some stupid old bitch come up says"sorry someone playing that" i reply"doubtfull as been free for last 1hr" to which she replies"sorry u need to be a member to play the £500" this point i'n mgetting fucked of and say"right give me my £10 back" she says "not getting money back as you choose to put the money in there". right fuck u u stupid bitch. Smacked the machine swearing my little head of. u imagine if i got £500 within the £10 think i would be in court for murder. bognor wank anyway not been back. CUNT

That's not great on the part of the arcade, but that last bit - have you ever wondered why these staff sometimes get hostile towards us, if that's how you react?

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:32 pm

I got id'd whilst being stood in the alcohol section of a sainsburys, i didn't know i needed to be 18 to stand in the alcohol seciton.

I'd write the whole converstaion i had with the spotty little kid but thinking about it again would just make me lose the will to live.

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:22 pm

angel213 wrote:Nipped into one of the local arcades on the seafront where i have been playing for the past 20 years, just really was trying to kill an hour, when i notice some bloke doing his nuts on a dond in the 18's section, half an hour later he's done and im thinking kerrrrching. Step into said 18's section place £1 into said dond and then, from nowhere, a member of staff comes upto me and asks for i.d. Given the fact im 30 with a fair bit of stubble, and been playing fruits longer then hes been alive, i look at him and ask if he's joking, no mate, company policy! Avoiding the inevitable arrgument i walk away letting him know im not very pleased with the outcome (Tw*t). Obviously he was keeping it for himself or someone else. Anybody else had similar bullshit excuses to keep you out?

Exact same thing happened to me in Hunstanton. Weird place.

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:59 pm

werent in thomases was it? They, well, one bloke called wingy, tried to bar buddylove4000 for shouting get the fuck in there whe he got a nice win on something, because swearing aint tolerated apparantly, this is in the over 18s ffs. One of the other attendants who was there at the time told wingy to stfu and stop trying to bar him for stupid reasons!

He was forever threatening him with a barring for daft things, a few examples,,,,, for ignoring whistles on a golden game, for looking against the glass of a sit down bar x to see how full it was, for smoking in the arcade, another attendant told him to piss off that time as well as they had just been sat outside having a smoke, erm, what else, oh yeah, seeing a lad leave a monopoly and asking him politely if he was finished on it or not, as apparently thats sharking, general whinging at him and muttering remarks if he saw him win at all, and still whinging even if he lost in something.

He finally barred him coz he had all three golden games out in a row so he was obviously cheating by ignoring stuff and forcing them to pay, which is a joke in itself but meh, whats done is done now.

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