Video Cops 'n Robbers

[JG]

Hi. First and last time. What a swizz.
Turbo cash starts on £2.
It's like Double DOND giving £2 off red triple shot, practically every time.

THEY'RE EVEN TIGHTENING UP THE LOOSE CHANGE FEATURES.

Oh I know, that feature pays £3 or even £4 sometimes, let's iron that out and cap it at £2 right away. What? Even if £50 drops over the back into a bed of coins. Yep, even if that happens.


As for the superfeature? Once. Get to end of each board to make that the safe. No DOND. Different game. £6 drove off. Landed on a £5er. Moved on and lost on £3 square. No repeat.

Silver bars - spin around a load of values to offer £1.

That's about six features up.

Cash code. Spin in cherries, memorise the sequence for one more set of cherries.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that unless someone tells you that cash or bust will be £1.20, it's actually a BUST button, so don't press it. An idea borrowed from p3 Cash Attach.


YOU MISSED A TRICK BFG. HERE'S WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR NEXT RELEASE OF....... 'COPS 'N ROBBERS - RED HOT LOOT'

Have the features as normal yeah? Same features, don't pay anyone to think of different features, oh no. Same features. Maybe change the names.

Now I'll give you a clue for cash code which'll now be called 'CASH CRACKER' to entice the punters to play. On Cash Cracker, roll in cherries and then do a series of say 20 flashes for the code. So it'll be 13231212312132313231 for the next pound.

Also if anyone has the audacity to land on one, yes ONE red swag bag, then make them pay dearly by guaranteeing a roll to ? next go for a guaranteed death.

This will convert really nicely onto £70 jackpot.

Maybe you could do a video of someone getting a £10 win off the very bottom feature. Then an actor could come on and say "I really enjoyed playing this machine. I think I may start spending all my wages on these new machines."

Here's my revised list.

Stop the swag - dapple onto £1 (red = sapple onto £1+no repeat)
Nearest win - Really going some to get above £2 (valued as £35 on red as easier to do it that way, so never offerred on red)
Turbo cash - Starts at Lose, gamble your way up to 50p or get double lose (red = chance to get triple lose or gamble to £1)
Cash Cracker - AS described (red = only a 19 digit code to remember)
Win series - Spins in cherries twice (red = spins in cherries twice and offers a turbo gamble for lose on £2)
Money belt - Now has mostly minus values, stop it wrong and you may have a hefty bill to pay before you can continue playing. (Red = repeat chance on -ve money belt. Insert £4 to play may become insert £8 to play)
Super series - Spins in cherries thrice (Red = Spin in cherries once [bodge program error])
Win stopper - Steps down and adds keys to the bank. Each key is worth 10p. Stops after it gets to 90p. (Red = Stops after it gets to £1)
Golden knockout - offers a knockout onto £2 and the chance to collect that £2 or take the 'golden knockout chance' for a dapple onto £1. (Red = Second golden knockout awarded for a chance to hit lose)
Mega series - Spins in cherries four times (Red = Spins in lemons for £2 twice)
Stash the cash - A greed feature, collect the cash when it climbs achingly slowly to £2.10 or else go bust (Red = climbs to £2.80 now)
Super stepper - like the win stopper but keys are now 20p and this steps to £1.20 (or £2 on red)
Mega Sreak - Answer ten spoiler questions, guess ten hi/lo gambles and do ten super hard skill continues for a flat £70 roll. (Red = pay unit err 17 on credit break, providing you get this)


Still better than FOBT though.

[Mattb]

I don't see your point?

This machine has always played like this...Boards won't offer nearest win or anything over Its a KO, and cash won't go past £4/£5 unless its been ploughed. Same as Deal Wheel, no real way of telling when it'll go through.
They don't COB very well either. Just a bad machine made into a £70 version, much like everything else recently!

[JG]

I know, I know, I shouldn't have played it, silly, silly, silly. I suppose I was expecting factory fresh COBs onto £40, crazy boards and other silly stuff.
Yes I should know better, I was just moaning.

Moaning. No particular point to the post, just grumbling.

[ob]

cops and robbers along with deal wheel (chipped) and showtime, have to go down as some of the worst machines ever made, very poor superfeatures compared to DOND's, yet no easier to get, and either a cash or bust that is permantely bust or no cash or bust option!

[JG]

I agree, I should not have played it, it was not a pub I would go in on a route and I was there waiting for people who were late and thought let's see if this is as bad as people say it is....

Silly I know, like putting your head inside a crocidile's mouth to see if it'll bite.


It did.




Flip side is you have Nixxy on Family Guy.



The question is, can they make them worse?

[philips1985]

Showtime is crap as well got one on 5 pound a sceptre machine half of bulbs out and it takes an average of 15 pound for a board for two quid

[INVINCIBLE]

Cash code. Spin in cherries, memorise the sequence for one more set of cherries.

had the £7 bars for £21 on cash code other day on chipped deal wheel first time since 4 reeler days (when fresh)

[Cardinal Sin]

Bravo JG. That was chortlesome. Summed up very nicely every experience I've had on these wretched machines.