Magners/Bullmers Cider..Dialer...grrrr lol

[jpfuk]

Now look..... This is nowt more than daylight robbery...... Did a 13 hour day today.. slogged my guts.... Thought a sly trip to the pub was in order.....

Golden Lion.... Essex Leisure dialer... wank program, after ordering a Magners that cost £3.75...... £ 3.7 fuckin 5.. I sling a bob coin in it.....


3rd push, [ 10p play ] it lands a dial, misses, then super hold straight after... me like a dick, held numbers and dial for the bonus plus dial chance... bonus.. RESPINNER.. looooool chocking on my million pound Magners i dont hold reel 3 in time.. " que the entire pub laughing uncontolably "..

£4 later. i hit the dial....YES.. never play the dial, but 10p play ffs... now whittled down to what i tought was 5 box, .. mega... £35 ... £6.... £4.... and 10p.....

£21.49 offer... lol.. wtf........ the lass behind the bar then piped up and said all that all left stay t.... fault in the wiring loom,..... hmmm like she knows about wiring looms lmfao....


So i no delt, and i had £35 box yay..........

Bought her a drink for changing up, then bought another million pound per bottle Magners... and went to the white horse..


Juice machine... LOOOOOOOL... cybtb.......... Now that bottle of Bullmers cost me just short of a tonn...... 11 cob's.. YES, 11.. all hitting bust.... then it finally gave in on the 12th and sounded off £4......

I need therapy.... never have i been hit so hard by a juicer ffs........

Now back at home, posting this tripe.... almost £150 lighter.....


Fucking Mganers.. £7.30 in summerfield for 6... almost £4.00 a bottle in the scabbie boozers here....

Someone needs a slap... mightgo lay down the jpfuk law tonight... or i might just pass out and float to the ceiling as my pockets are so god damn light now....

[keno]

Just glad i am from the North!

£3.75 for a bottle of Magners is scandelous, you'd be better taking your own into the pub Matt

[betchrider]

Its that for 1 here in certain pubs

[mr lugsy]

i was paying £3.30 in a social club for magners over 2yrs ago,shut now and they had a club frenzy what nobody had stones to push..............feckin smokin' ban :x

[JG]

Or buy a pub and take that to the Magners. Cheaper.

Cybtb = poor machine.

[Shaggerty]

I'm loving the Magners Pear Cider.

Glass and ice = heaven.

Not too sure about the koppaburg (Sp?) though.

[trayhop123]

in benal medina , malaga , spain ,,,,,,, pints were averaging at two euro's (for their local brands) , pop was scandales ,,,,,,,,, at 1euro 50 for a 250 mill plastic beaker , grrrr


the tax on fags shot up the week b4 we got there , so 200 silk cut went from 26 euro's last year to 34 euro's now , thats still about half uk price of £6 a pack (200 £60) .

so we bought 3200 each back , but just for tracy to smoke ,,,,, ,,,,, you wouldn't make owt in the pubs (if anyone's thinking of doing a fag run) because pub patrons wont pay much more than half price anyhow .

[GaryChandler]

in benal medina , malaga , spain ,,,,,,, pints were averaging at two euro's (for their local brands) , pop was scandales ,,,,,,,,, at 1euro 50 for a 250 mill plastic beaker , grrrr


the tax on fags shot up the week b4 we got there , so 200 silk cut went from 26 euro's last year to 34 euro's now , thats still about half uk price of £6 a pack (200 £60) .

so we bought 3200 each back , but just for tracy to smoke ,,,,, ,,,,, you wouldn't make owt in the pubs (if anyone's thinking of doing a fag run) because pub patrons wont pay much more than half price anyhow .

haha yeah normally go to benalmedina a few times a year because my mate and his rents normally get loads of fags and that, but was there 2 weeks ago and it went up the last day we was there, luckily we already got some! there is people over there that get fags over from gibralter so you can get it much cheaper from them, not sure what would happen if you get stopped in customs though!

[Mattb]

Can't beat a bit of red white n blue on a dial. Or even a £35 DOND game.....