inventive names for new machines

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:29 pm

ya never know ,,,,,,, some of our suggestions might get acted upon ??? ,,,,,,

shafted = light up all the letters and get fuck all

credit crunchers

the italian jobless

pots of dole

giro silver

indiana jones and the crisis loan

bust or bust

seafront gypo

blue side dond

fruitless explosion

shite night

place your debts

around the brown

super potless

smackrat race

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:37 pm

Ocean Finance.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:38 pm

Repossessed.

Thumper · Post by **Thumper** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:41 pm

Claim It As Expenses

Abandoning the classic fruit symbols. This game introduces you to; the X-rated Film(£1), the Farleys rusks (£3), the Pampers Nappy (£5) and the house plant(£10).

Go round parliament to gain cash and features such as 'Porn Run' and 'Dirty that Nappy'

Three house symbols and you open the Second Home Allowence feature, where you can can except various household items such as Ovens, Sofas and Swimming pools.
How much can you claim before you are front page news?

Also look out for the white and red Tampon symbols. Claim three Red Tampons on the winline and you will seriously be in the Gash

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:44 pm

the samaritans

walk of wank

pennies from devon

grand blaster stash

crack attack

around the world in 80 pence

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:01 pm

'Lose' Women

Plenty of easy wins, always full (of shite). Can never judge what mood it's going to be in, regardless of 'fill level' / punts...

Bargain *unt

David Dick-One's-Son guides you around a auction-room themed gameboard. Great samples such as 'Buuuuuyyyy Quali-tee!' when you land on a super feature. Watch out for the Rainbow-Riches Specsaver feature - you can't lose!

DOND - The Banker's BJ

The MS on this stands for Mega Stroke! 'nuff said...

Cashes to Cashes, Bust to Bust

Traverse Keeley Hawes' 80's figure in this feature packed game, can you make it back to the future?

Quiddy Fiddler*

Sneak your way around the back-alley style board - can you reach the top to be awarded Jack's slot Repeaterphile?

*Cheers to The Cardinal for this one...

Oh, and <sorry> work is very tedious today...

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:57 pm

S club 7's

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Tue May 12, 2009 5:11 pm

Quiddy Fiddler - absolute top quality. Horrible and sick, but that was proper genius.

Maybe the Jackpot music could be Dya wanna be in my gang?

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:40 pm

brilliant

'Bust or bust'

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:29 pm

BFG have announced that along with the new £70JP
They have secured the license for Ann Summers
A few will cheekily rename some Red Gaming favourites:

Slutty Devil

Bum Nudging Criminals

Hey Whore Silver

Hold Ya Corsets

Snatch Attack

Smash Her Tush

Indiana Jones and The Rampant Rabbit

Slags To Bitches (video)

Heffners Slapper Hour (new darts clone)

Along with these they have captured the chav and drug culture

Nob da Chav

Spliff Wars - A New Dope

Who's LINE is it Anywayz

Monopoly - Heroin Now

DOND - The Biggest Deal

Bling King Chav

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:32 pm

heroin now ,,,,, class :P

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:34 pm

Splash the Gash

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:45 pm

canabis cash

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Tue May 12, 2009 10:09 pm

A new line of HSBC machines.
First one planned:

HSBC: Can you employ the banker?

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Wed May 13, 2009 1:44 am

Got gold get gash.

Quiddy fidler lol