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left on a desert island , toiletries and medical supplies included


no deviating from the rules .

5 foods ( but take into account what the body needs to survive )

1 dessert

2 drinks

1 sexual partner (fantasy , not your real life one)

2 fruit machines ,,,,,,,,

2 video game systems , and 2 games for each

2 cd's

2 films

2 books/magazines .







mine would be foods , baked beans , pucka pies (steak n kid), potatoes , mixed veg , egg fried rice, , ,,,,,,

dessert , pancakes with maple syrup

drinks ,,, chocolate shake , n green j2o

sexual partner ,,,, hmmm jessica alba

fruits ,,,, 2p fruit cracker and jpm's snakes n ladders

games/systems ,,,,,, cbm64 with way of the exploding fist and the last ninja 2, ,,,, and a ps3 with gta4 ( far from the best game , but enuf variety to not get bored too quickly ) and capcom classics

cd's saturday night fever , and queen's greatest hits

films , superman ( dur obviously ) and superman 2 ( dur , what was you expecting ?)

books/magazines , ,,,,,, erm porn and erm ,,,,, more porn



erm where's the plane ,,,,, i wanna go now
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mine would be foods , bread, baked beans, chicken, mixed veg and bananas
dessert , biggest sunday i have ever seen in my life

drinks ,,, choco fudge brownie frijj and dr pepper

sexual partner ,,,, lily allan :D :D :D

fruits ,,,, simpsons beer guide and a crazy fruits

games/systems ,,,,,, mega drive with psycho pinball and quack attack and ps3 with pro evo soccer and guitar hero

cd's the wombats first album and oasis greatest hits
films , superman ( dur obviously ) and superman 2 ( dur , what was you expecting ?)

books/magazines , like lee...pornnnnnn
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Food: French bread, breast of chicken, cheddar cheese, tomatoes, strawberries
Drink:Coca Cola, Budweiser.
Dessert:Crema Da Mascarpone Ice Cream
Partner:Kira Reed :wink:
Fruits:Club Ooh Aah Dracula, Nudge Double Up Deluxe.
Games:
X-Box Gran Turismo and Tiger Woods Golf
PS: Doom and Duke Nukem
CD's:Too many to choose from.
DVD's:The Medusa Touch and Murder By Decree
Books:The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes and The Guinness Book of Hit Singles
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Ok,

5 foods:- Bread (probably italian foccacia or french bread, immense), Cheddar, Fillet Steak, Chicken and Roasted Mixed Veg.
Drink:- McDonalds banana milkshake, diet coke.
Dessert:- Bannoffee Pie by a mile!
Sexual Partner:- Well I would choose my girlfriend but that's not allowed so I'll go for Kat Von D :-)
Fruits:- Spin on it, Unchipped Vamp.
2 Video Games:- xbox 360 with Pro Evo 2009 and GTA 4, and an amiga with Sensible Soccer and Outrun.
2 CD's:- Some of my own stuff, one r&b and one uk garage.
2 Films:- 21 and Lock Stock
2 Books:- Haven't got a clue!
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Hmmm.........

Food... French bread, M+S Layered vegetables in butter, Parma ham, 21 day aged M+S Fillet Steak, the non-peppered variety as the intense peppercorn spoils the flavoursome steak in my opinion. Oh and a box of Toffee Crumble lollies.

Drink.... Mandarin Absolut Vodka, Marks and Spencer Rich, Velvety Chocolate Milk.

Sexual Partner.... Emilia Fox, or some young skank from Essex, the sort who hang around McDonalds with their friends. (Legal)

CD's.... Daft Punk/Dire Straits or some Old Skool Rave music from the late 80's/early 90's

Games... Legend of Zelda for the N64, Or Taito Coin-Op Classics for the Commodore 64, which included Bubble Bobble and Slap Fight etc

Books...The Stu Ungar Story, Porn

Slots.... Aladdins Cave, Cash Counter
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Post by mr lugsy »

food; yellowfin tuna,vintage cheddar,ciabatta bread,jacket spuds and black seedless grapes.

drinks ;buds and vodka

sex kitten ;shakira

cds; music for the jilted generation,invaders must die.

games redfaction 2 ps2,oblivion 4 elder scrolls ps3

fruits; club pcb,club temptation

books ; imajica clive barker, any random david eddings.

films; dark knight and the holy grail.
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Post by ma71lda »

Good thread. :wink:

FOODS - Chicken, Subway BMT, Baxters Minestrone Soup, Mixed Veg, Strawberries.

DESSERT - Mixed Berries Cheesecake

DRINKS - Bottled Water, Apple & Raspberry J20

SEXUAL PARTNER - Halle Berry (preferably looking like she did in Swordfish :D )

FRUIT MACHINES - JPM Maximum Overdrive and Impulse Trailblazer

VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS - 360 with The Darkness and GTA 4, SNES with Sensible Soccer and Secret of Mana

CDs - Oasis; Stop the Clocks and Stereophonics; Just Enough Education to Perform

FILMS - Leon and Hellboy

BOOKS AND MAGAZINES - The Iceman: Confessions of a Mafia Hitman and a lifetime subscription to FHM please.
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[quote="mr lugsy"]food]

Ahhh....Shakira... thought there was someone I overlooked...
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sounds like a very pleasant island. no slumming it here.
:d: food: mayonnaise, oranges, deep-fried mozzarella, veal, potato dauphinoise.
:c: pud: a fine English cheeseboard.
:h: drinks: carling black label and buxton spring.
:s: doris: nicole kidman
:c: music: war of the worlds, a classical compilation of my choosing.
:d: (fruit) machines: just word up would keep me busy.
:s: computer games: sid maier's pirates, bookworm adventures.
:h: films: not fussed, maybe withnail & i and/or sweet charity.
:s: books: the OED in volumes, the history and lore of freaks.
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We'd all be bored. There's no electricity.

Then again get the woman a bicycle and a dynamo.
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Food: KFC, Tiger bread from Asda, M&S Steak&Ale pie,Aunt Bessies Roast Pots, Fray Bentos Chick n Mush Pie

Dessert: Anything involving ice cream from M&S

Drink: Rolling Rock lager, bottled water

Bird: Kaley Cuoco (see avatar)

Fruits: Temple of Treasure (£25) Maygays Evil Streak

Games: Amiga A500+ w/ a shareware game called Doody and Archer McLeans Pool. Xbox w/ Midway classics and Project Gotham Racing 2

CDs: Pure Garage classics and Ed Case, Eds Guest List

DVDs: Blues Brothers1&2, Porkys 1&2

Books: Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett and The Good Son, cant remember!
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Food. Bakers oven tiger bread, peanut butter, eggs, beans & texas barbq pringles.

Drink. Strongbow & tropicana orange with bits in.

Dessert. Callipo, any flavour.

Vic games. Amiga with cannon fodder and sensi. 360 with pro evo 09 & virtua tennis 3.

DVD. Frankie Boyle live & prison break season 1 boxset.

Cd. David guetta, poplife and any ministry annual.

Shag. Kate garraway although as she is up the duff she may decline. Melinda messenger is my reserve.

Fruits. Cash buster by jpm and barcrest red hot knights.

Books. Any 2 famous 5!!!!
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5 foods:

BMT Sub with most of the trimmings, lasagne, baked potatoes (with butter), garlic bread and sprouts (yes really. and nobody needs to be around to deal with the aftermath. Except of course, for the lucky lady I'll nominate in a minute)

1 dessert

Not really a fan... though I don't mind a baked alaska.


2 drinks

Heineken and Coke. I'll get me water from a spring.


1 sexual partner (fantasy , not your real life one)

Isla Fisher.


2 fruit machines ,,,,,,,,

Hmm. Original Cluedo and I'll take Istenem's Word Soup (not Up) if that's allowed.


2 video game systems , and 2 games for each

Playstation for Tekken and PC for Civilization


2 cd's

What kind of antiquated desert island is this?


2 films

Day of the Jackal and Trainspotting


2 books/magazines

1984 and probably the complete OED
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