Hooky street

JG · Post by JG » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:46 pm

I was outside a snooker club today, waiting for a mate (non member) to turn up.
As I was floating about outside, I recognised a junkie from the town centre selling stuff. Well he comes over and usually I just give them repeated 'no's until they get the message. I don't agree with funding the black market for illegal drugs by purchasing stolen goods
B U T
today I just couldn't be doing with the hassle, I was feeling fairly shitty anyway, knew I was going to be getting a pasting at snooker (as I usually do) and couldn't be arsed with the aggro, so I made the fatal mistake of saying something other than no.
That opened the floodgates for the begging.
In the end I asked him what was in the bag and I know it's bad, call it that pasting on the FOBTs the other week, a moment of weakness. Anyhow, he had some aftershaves in the bag.
He gives it the usual spiel 'blah blah, cost £50 in the shop, I'll do it you for £20', well it didn't notice any brand names, so I started haggling and long story short, gave him £6 for 2*100ml bottles of non-designer aftershaves.

I've got a Strike for men (Sport) 100ml by FTI London and a Pure Pulse, also by the same company. On Ebay they're starting at £1.99 + £2.50 delivery.

Anyhow, anyone heard of these? Do they sell them in the pound shop?
Or maybe Wilkinson? Or savers?
When I got home and had a look, that's where I guessed they'd probably come from. I reckon I probably paid slightly less than they may cost in the shops, but not much.

Anyone care to piss me off by telling me you can get them from the 99p store? Or savers for £2?

Or maybe a lecture of the immorailty of knowingly funding a black market that ruins lives and makes a select few very rich due to the craziness of UK law?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:38 am

Try not to get any of it on your skin.

joe3_3 · Post by **joe3_3** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:50 am

Or clothes.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:20 am

I have a mate who buys from cheapo shops and sells stuff on at a profit, he is doing a good line in Fred Berry T-shirts at the minute, sounds like you've been done mate

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:13 pm

Eau de Piss, mate!!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:17 pm

Fred Berry. Love it!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:44 pm

NAF NAF.....

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:44 pm

as long as it's not umbro aftershave.

anyone that's actually smelt that will understand.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:00 pm

you flash bastards ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i can only afford hi karate

6502 · Post by **6502** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:20 pm

trayhop123 wrote:you flash bastards ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i can only afford hi karate

You not winning at the mo' then

do they still sell that stuff??

Might be able to use it as paint stripper.

Me? old spice for old bastards!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:49 pm

Ooh err, missus !

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JG · Post by JG » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:35 pm

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What the bloomin' 'eck does all that mean?

PS I want two Fred Berrys, a Pool Smith, some Tommy Hilfinger and a couple of lowcoste tops please.

6502 · Post by **6502** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:43 pm

harry2 wrote:Ooh err, missus !

Now they must still sell that Brute 33, because some old git in my local wreaks of it when he's in

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:48 pm

What about Cossack? Do they still make that?

6502 · Post by **6502** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:55 pm

aaamusements.co.uk wrote:What about Cossack? Do they still make that?

Wasn't that a hair spray for men?
Dam weird iirc.