Life's mysteries...

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:57 am

Extreme Eddie wrote:What happened to white dog sh1t???

I have seen some recently. Not as much around as when "I was a lad" though.
Strange.
Perhaps there are fewer white dogs?

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:03 am

It certainly used be everywhere when i was a lad.

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:05 am

Apparently most dogs' diets are better now than they used to be.
My dog kindly delivered me some after eating the best part of a whole chicken on new years day.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:58 am

steveseagull wrote:Apparently most dogs' diets are better now than they used to be.
My dog kindly delivered me some after eating the best part of a whole chicken on new years day.

Ewwww!
What so it was white at point of delivery?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:40 am

lol at white dog turds

not seen one for years iirc the whites were dried out dessicated faeces,continued stomping on one would dissipated it on the wind.different set of rules for it's darker cousins i'm afraid.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:00 am

I think the white dog shit thing is cos butchers dont hand bones out/or there is no high street butchers full stop nowadays.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:23 am

Why do men have nipples?

Could google it, but 1, i cant be arsed, and 2, it would be far more entertaining hearing your theorys

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:39 am

Is it not summat to do with before your sex is decided(?)

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:09 pm

You could always ask Why do women with small perky breasts have nipples like footy studs and women with big swinging knockers have nips with supersized areolas like fried eggs?

You don't get many big pair of tits with small nipples, strange.

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:17 pm

You don't get many big pair of tits with small nipples, strange.[/quote]

The Chuckle Brothers?

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:39 pm

"Barry"
"Yes Paul"
"I've got an idea"

"to me, to you"

INVINCIBLE · Post by **INVINCIBLE** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:15 pm

Mattb wrote:
betchrider wrote:Tbh mate only go a couple o times a month but at least 4 lads from donny go reguarly and theres a postman called nige who hits all the pubs for doors.Well obviously he cant hit em all but yorks well covered but can still be good.Sayin that all the cluedos gone now?Hls gone still a couple a bits but probably not enough to go round
Know a guy called ralph betch?

i know ralph matt

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:23 pm

INVINCIBLE wrote:
Mattb wrote:
betchrider wrote:Tbh mate only go a couple o times a month but at least 4 lads from donny go reguarly and theres a postman called nige who hits all the pubs for doors.Well obviously he cant hit em all but yorks well covered but can still be good.Sayin that all the cluedos gone now?Hls gone still a couple a bits but probably not enough to go round
Know a guy called ralph betch?

i know ralph matt

No i know nige the postie!Oh and by the way i walked into town this aft with the baby and missus and what did i see?A big pile of white dog shit!!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:05 pm

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:56 am

Another one...

Why are there disabled spaces in multi storey carparks?? Surely if you had a disabled badge there are millions of more convenient places to park...