Dinner Joke

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:06 am

Genuine story.

Was going out for a ruby with a few mates. 5 of us out, got to our table and there was only 3 sets of cutlery. Waiter turns and says 'Ah, your 2 sets down'.

I reply 'Yeah, and a break of serve too mate!'

Definitely didn't get get the respect deserved of such quick wit. What'cha reckon? Worth a snigger, or should i sly off back into the distance?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:57 am

It's the sort of joke that I would only appreciate when seeing it written down, it would have gone straight past me in real life.

JG · Post by JG » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:38 am

No love lost there then Matt. Sounds like the net result was that his brain was out. Volley good use of wit though, liked it!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:45 am

Was it an Andy Murray. Smashing story and they had an old Ace machine in the corner.

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:25 am

Hopefully you were offered deuce as a beverage.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:32 am

nice one

i hope you said Grace: our Father who art in heaven, aloo be thy naan, thy king prawn come, with poppadom...

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:12 am

How did i know i'd get a volley of tennis puns back! What a racquet. Serves me right though, had to give the waiter a nice little backhander when we'd done for embarassing him!

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:19 pm

Deuced as long as you were straight down the line with him

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:20 pm

You can't be serious? I'd have been OUT! of there like a shot! Or at least asked for a complimentary bottle of Fred-Perrier!