>>>
>>>I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take
>>>a shower.
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>>>
>>>I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife,
>>>
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>>>"Where is the rake?"
>>>
>>>
>>>She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
>>>
>>>
>>>I pointed to my eye,and then I pointed to my knee and made a
>>>raking
>>motion.
>>>
>>>
>>>Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
>>>
>>>
>>>I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
>>>
>>>
>>>My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
>>>
>>>
>>>She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
>>>then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
>>>
>>>
>>>Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
>>>
>>>
>>>Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
>>>that?
>>>
>>>
>>>She replies, (scroll down, it's worth it)
>>>
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>>>"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"-
>>>
>>>
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