I don't know, I'm just making it up as I go.

[JG]

JG wandered into the Aanteater Pub to meet the mystery contact. A sinister figure dressed like The Grim Repear played the Let's Play Cops 'n Robbers.

The scythe swiftly tickled JGs throat.

"I need some player feedback. Contained within your brain."

"Oh, errr, I thought I was going to be useful in telling you how the public don't really trust video based s34 cat C compensated AWPs as a pose to reeeee......"

"Silence fool, I will excavate your useful brain tissue and stuff your corpse in the baulk right hand pocket in table 14, Rileys, the netting is slightly broken you see."

"Would it have made any difference if we'd met in that Harvester?"

"None whatsoever, although I would have made full use of the eat all you can salad cart before 6pm. Then I would have removed your brain."

"oh."

[Scott]

The thread title immediately set the theme tune off in my head.

[steveseagull]

And mine, it is my ring tone, Short Round.