Nudism

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:53 pm

Since moving out of my parents' house 5 years or so ago, I've always shared flats with other people.

Last week however, I finally moved into my own place, and have just discovered the joy of sitting about with no clothes on at all.

I've basically spent the past 3 days in the total scud, and I'm absoultely loving it. If there's anything more enjoyable than sitting about your own house with no clothes on whatsoever, I'd like to know what it is.

If only I didn't have micropenis, I could even envisage myself getting seriously into nudism.

Nothing quite like being alone with your own penis

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:14 pm

well, I suppose if that floats your boat then fair enuff!

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:24 pm

Has the cardinal put some sort of hex or something on you to force these clearly homoerotic thoughts Gran? :P

Not really a fan of it myself. Pretty unhygienic if you ask me, I don't really want betty swollocks all over the lounge furniture and the like. Especially when its been like 32c since what seems like forever.

It's not like i'm shy of it or anything. 3 years ago i was starkers in front of about 1,500 pissed student people, a lot of who i knew. My clearly greek god bod won me a mini fridge as well, up against 2 other guys. At least my nudity gets me places and wins me prizes eh :P

Matt

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:35 pm

No homoeroticism Matt, I'm just enjoying stoating about in the buff, and was wondering if anyone else (in a purely mano a mano way) enjoys such a feeling of, erm, liberation, I suppose, when in the nuddy.

It's all new to me! (in a purely hetero way)

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:52 pm

Jesus H. Christ

How did the 8 grolsch solo-drinking sesh go Gran? Make any embarrassing posts on forums which you might later regret?

I can edit out the bit about the micropenis for a small fee.

Just to clarify, his nudism, rather like his drinking, is a strictly solo event.

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:31 am

6 Grolsch mate, it went well.

Too well

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:32 am

What a great post to come back from a shit day at work!

When i was 13 ( not last year , cheecky fucks

) there was this woman across from me that lay by the window naked

! Wish i concentrated on my homework more now

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:37 am

Gran wrote:6 Grolsch mate, it went well.

Too well

Scotland is meant to be full of big drinkers! 6 and your dead? Bah! :P

Matt

Gran · Post by **Gran** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:14 am

I know, I'm a bit of a poof when it comes to handling my drink.

On reflection though, it was 8.

I can't lie though, it was 8 330ml bottles.

*hangs head in shame*

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:25 am

8 bottles? From that i'm guessing you have ice and a slice with every other drink :P

I can imagine you are hanging your head much like the chick in your avatar.....and rightly so!

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:26 am

Don't forget about that "tops" you had in Big O's.

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:04 pm

Some guy comes into my work and orders a Kaliber shandy! What the hell is the point why why why!

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:09 pm

Kaliber! Don't even get me started on that one....

Went into the 'spoons in York a while back, and were debating whether to buy a bottle of Coors or not. The barman butts in and says ' Don't bother with Coors mate, tastes like Kaliber'. Oh right i said.....you had much Kaliber then? He said no, never tried it.

What a prat! Why even make a comment in the first place! :x

Matt

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:35 pm

micropenis

Is that a new one from McCain? How long does it take in the microwave?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:39 pm

Probably isn't very satisfying either.