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Post by MrRed »

Although i agree that they are terrible i actually had my best result yet on a SMTM on sunday
First board was about 3 red and lost at £4
Next board ARB1 no win
It only cost £15 for the top going up the first time :shock:
Strangely it went for £85 :shock:

Not complaining though with the £70 profit
But i did take on another that was full and red within £10
It cost a stupid £120 to go £35
About £20 later £35 again
Then it did a £70 another £20 later
So £160 in for £140, terrible

Played 3 snakez too
One i had a £70 top from £40
It never went red at all

Another went red and i lost on it
The other looked dead from around 4 boards so decided against taking it on
Took mixed lines that gave something called Snake Trail or something like that, and it gave £22 :?

They are just too unpredictable
Unfortunately these are everywhere here now, so i dont have much choice in plaing them as there are only 2 Vortexes and loads of crap
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Post by Stopnstep »

Snakez is poo. Simple. Too many times you go around the houses up and down like a fooking yoyo. Even when ready, showing and starting on blue / red 7's you still end up down the £4 end! Had a couple of decent results on them but the bad times far out weigh the good.

I've played Treasure Hunt and it seems a lot better from first impressions. The gamble bonus is a massive help as you don't get stuck on crap numbers all the time making the top a lot easier to get. :D

SMTM is mixed, sometimes good but other times can be terrible. It all depends on the repeats, more often than not you are £40+ in and if it doesn't repeat then can take an age to get it again but if it does repeat then happy days.

Didn't think i'd ever hear you say that something is worse than GR ob, you must hate them bad!
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smtm they show then cane you!

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£10 in shows red board for £3. so cautious! then red for nothing, then red for GM's

£190 in first top lost gamble on a couple of 35's for top when probably should have collected. went 35 35 35 small afters around £80 down 80% + 6%

playing with knowledge...

what happened to the red board? (HM)

later same day

smtm £55 out, £10 for first board £3 fairly red so cautious, next board gms arb1 £5 later went top £35, then next board £70? 70% + 6%?

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Post by nigeswindon25 »

Played this for the first time over xmas.Got 1st jp after only £20 ,though gave me flat top.pursued on best part of another £170 in to get 4 more flat tops.Just as was calling it quits got red cash lynx,think its still called that or the same feature as.To my shock i hit it first time all the way up to the top feature to give me another £35.Shocked to say the least as didnt think this was a jackpot attainable feature.
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Post by nigeswindon25 »

Played this for the first time over xmas.Got 1st jp after only £20 ,though gave me flat top.pursued on best part of another £170 in to get 4 more flat tops.Just as was calling it quits got red cash lynx,think its still called that or the same feature as.To my shock i hit it first time all the way up to the top feature to give me another £35.Shocked to say the least as didnt think this was a jackpot attainable feature.
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Post by nigeswindon25 »

Played this for the first time over xmas.Got 1st jp after only £20 ,though gave me flat top.pursued on best part of another £170 in to get 4 more flat tops.Just as was calling it quits got red cash lynx,think its still called that or the same feature as.To my shock i hit it first time all the way up to the top feature to give me another £35.Shocked to say the least as didnt think this was a jackpot attainable feature.
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Excuse the 3 posts lept crashing out while trying to send.Didnt realise it had still posted.
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Yet again my good run on S & L Continues. This particular pub I've had 2 £105's (£35/£70) & a £70 all for pretty cheap stakes. I think the most I've been into it is about £35 - £40.
Last Night slapped a £1 in & it's backing, Couple of boards & it's looking OK'ish. Lost at £5 gamble then offered 6 Cash Steps that had got £7.20 on. Then reach the £7 square before a snake ended that board.
Next board land on the far left square on the £4/£5 level and got super bonus which gave toggle climb, Straight to the top for the full £105 :shock: plus a £5 board off me remaing couple of quid in credits.
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Post by Robaldo »

i love 105 tops haha
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Oh Star of Wonder, Star of Luke, why your posts make me want to puke!

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Post by mattrick »

Has anyone had all the features red on S&L??
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Post by toothless11 »

I think i might of but not too sure. I have seen a 105 top on vortex and a SMTM but people seem not to believe me. Please some one say they have seen this too!!!!
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toothless11 wrote:I think i might of but not too sure. I have seen a 105 top on vortex and a SMTM but people seem not to believe me. Please some one say they have seen this too!!!!

don't really understand what your saying??? but if its anyone had £105 in one go on a snakez, vortex or SMTM then its yes too all 3, was £150 into a snakez last friday that was £14 off and ready from the start, it went £105 all in one go then a £70 two boards later, a quick £5 toggle off remaining credits and i made £31, thought i was gonna take a hit but it came good in the end, i only played it cause it was glowing but even from this point it took the piss a bit.
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toothless11 wrote:I think i might of but not too sure. I have seen a 105 top on vortex and a SMTM but people seem not to believe me. Please some one say they have seen this too!!!!
I've had the £105 top on both, too.

I might add that the machine wasn't obviously buzzing in either case when it went up...

Vortex let me gamble the nudges on a very blue board to an £8 win, then very surprisingly won on the 3s and 10s.

SMTM I've had the £105 top twice, both from very innocuous blue boards that have thrown an unexpected £25 nudge win in from nowhere.
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Funny you should say that, because the few times I have had a 'clean' £105 from a Red, it has always been when the board has looked 'inocuous'.

I still go back to that Player's Heaven website question - "If you see red, do you think you will win more?" Hundreds of people must have responded 'yes' to that, and have you not noticed that all new Reds since that time have had very different playing profiles? Foot - Shoot - Self. :(
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