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clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:16 am

Kerry ***** why is my telly on a show on tips of how to give and recieve oral sex?? lmao

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:50 pm

mates status

Girlfriend: 'I think I'm going to go on a diet'
Me: 'What, a seafood diet?'
Girlfriend: 'Haha, because I'll see food and eat it'
Me: 'No because fish is healthier than McDonald's you fat cunt'

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:01 pm

JG have facebook?!?!?!?!

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:20 pm

Re: call of duty hype....

‎"black ops black ops is epic, black ops is amazing, black opd your mum, I black opsed your sister wideband ! blacks out in wembely, black like you face, blacks in africa, hungry blacks in haiti, black cunts stealin ya car, BLACK OPS! B1aCk 0pZ 1z 3p1C! black op.."
STFU already we get the fucking idea that black ops has been released today, stop posting status' everytime you kill someone for fuck sake you vomit dwelling shit shifting nigger nazis.
FFUUU

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:21 pm

More timmy soft!

this is the worst music i've ever heard, olly Murs, his songs sound like a spastic singing along to a reggae cassette.

"we watched Titanic and it didnt make us sad"

i'm going to the shop to buy fucking jaffa cakes, so shut up.
reply: I love the anger!
anger is called for when it involves jaffa cakes.

hey norwich people, my band are playing at the b2 tomorrow, come on down and party like glitter in the philipines

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:34 pm

Jamie Cox
fuck you quality street tin, why are you so fucking hard to wrap up you cunt

2 down for the melons · Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:53 pm

clarkey1984 wrote:Jamie Cox
fuck you quality street tin, why are you so fucking hard to wrap up you cunt

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:21 pm

clarkey1984 wrote:Jamie Cox
fuck you quality street tin, why are you so fucking hard to wrap up you cunt

LOL tell him to put it into a box. Make it a large box and watch the look of disappointment on the recipients face!

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:32 pm

Andy Reconize
‎464: You are amazing, the most beautiful women I have ever seen And I have liked you for ages and ages- even if you are DJC's mum

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:23 pm

Tim Crane
♥ Sophie Valentine but she has the organisational skills of a spastic falling from a tree while on fire.

I laughed, for ages.

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:14 pm

Carl Billsborough
I've just seen that glee is comin back, I mean who the fuck is responsible for this ?who can I email and kick off and have a go at, lol, happy Mondays, hope your all ok and doin your thing and doing it well

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:16 pm

Jamie Cox
Now youtube have gone and changed everything around again even tho i declined it... FUCK OFF i decline these things for a reason... leave it the fuck alone you catus fucking donkey fist vomit dwelling nigger stealing cunts.

Jayne Burrows
Loves coming downstairs to find my 5 year old daughter drawing me a picture on the tv..... with cheese spread.....

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:30 pm

Fuckwit Book is for nerds.

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:53 pm

Maybe, but clarkeys quotes are some of the funniest lines I've read on here.

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:10 pm

Jamie:

Fuck you... hot weather, foot pain, crazy pissed up pikey slag at lacewalk shouting at everyone, dust, the cunt that dumped dead badgers in our work bin, the stupid pathetic low life chav that tried to run me over for a joke to impress some slags in the back of your shitty little astra... i see that fucking piece of scrap again and it will be turned into a fucking cube..... there think thats all of todays rages let out!!