Well, today i got a spare key cut, because id lost it, had this car a while but just started driving it. Pull up to a far away bar (being about 30 mile away) get out of the car, he asks can he go back and get his phone, i agree, give him the key and..................
He comes back! Appeared to lock up the car, but see, this is the sly part, because he really didn't and knowing my spare key is in the front driver door he slipped off as i got comfortable on a golden dragon.
Hmmm wonder where hes got too. But then my mate appears, the only player who i trust over here, he knows what hes doing. Chat for a while, 15 mins or so, and moving on
Wow thats odd, surely thats the street i parked, wheres Waren? Waren Beatty actually lol SHIT, FUCK SHIT FUCK BOLLOCKS NO!!!!!
Dialed him up, but to no avail. Eventually received a text message stating how it was. "Only jokin ya ill b bk in 2 mins lol". And yes, i most certainly did 'lol', quite comical really. Yeah this guys stole my car LMAO, he has no license, has a bench warrant out (for prev driving convictions/failure to show in court/just general joyriding)and has had 3 bottles of bud!
Going on another half hour here and i receive "Ere m8 im reali sorri for doin dat da only reason i done it kause i needed da muni or else i was gettin shot, theres no point fnein me txt me kause i wnt answer sorri m8. WHAT the FOOOOOOK, joker eh. Anyway id already phoned the police, made them aware of the situation, so basicaly hes fucked already for that.
Eventually he did show, BUT BUT BUT, £150 coinage missing, thank fuck he didnt find the £250 reserve in the back eh
But whats your reaction?
