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Post by redgamer »

any1 got any tips on stopping a babby crying i cant handle it no more
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Post by jeffvickers »

Yeah,fuck off to the pub and leave your missus at home
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Simple, find out why it's crying??
Nappy change
Hungry
Thirsty
Tired
Cold
Wet

It'll only be crying for a reason, it's upto you to find out what it is.
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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Post by redgamer »

aint my kid its my kozen but in anouther 10 mins im just gonna go to the vortex i done a hour ago and ram it blind
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Post by gambogaz1 »

redgamer wrote: kozen
I'm sorry I'm not usually one to get petty over spelling but what the fuck is that??? Cousin - Kozen is it that much hard work to even attempt to spell it? it's only 1 letter longer.
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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Post by redgamer »

bloody hell my mistake i suppose that 1 is going to far im sorry about that sorry if i spelt anything wrong in that sentance
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Heh-heh, maybe RedGamer is having a quick pint with this fella!

Then again, erm, maybe not... ;)
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Post by redgamer »

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Post by redgamer »

im sorry about my grammer and spelling but as ive mentioned wen my lesson for i . t was on i was playing battle axe over the road in the kings head at least im not writing like dfjfkhhjsafasfhisiofdhjdasjofojsasdhgdcbjkasxzcjhjsAJFDHLSAHDJNHJSbhjCNJDHJKAHSHRFASHDIFSKALHFKLSDALFLKHSDJAHKZSJFKHJHFONSDNVFKLDAJFVKLSDJKLHJVFJSDNVJSDLKFJLKSDJFPOJESOJGFIOJHFIOHUIODHUCHADOFLJNALKXFJCDAJFIOOSAJOFHNSAOIHFOINJAKDNCJVNODHFOIDAIOHCSAOFJOSDHOFIHDSOIFOISDOFVIOJOVHDOIFDAOIFOIDHAHIOFDHIFOHIFOHIHIOHFIOHIFADHIFDHIFODAHIOFDHIOFDAHIOFAHDIOHFIADHFDAOHFAHIFDAOHIFHDIOANJHNFOIADJFNHVOAHFODHFODHNVOHIHOIVFHIOFAHI
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Post by gambogaz1 »

No problem Red mate. Mis spelling doesn't nag me, it's when people spell words completly different even though it's the same length as the original spelling. It's just when I read a word that sounds like how it reads but is nothing like the spelling then I imagine a 6 year old sat behind the keyboard as thats the 1st lesson we're taught in reading and wrighting (I'm sure i've mis-spelt this) :o ops:
Now matt on the other hand picking you up on the accidental LL instead of OO in school is downright taking the piss out of you :wink: :P
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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Post by petera »

The poor child has probably just realised its related to you ......
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Post by redgamer »

petty boy lets stop this war
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Post by petera »

But I'm just getting warmed up !
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Post by redgamer »

well jump in the shower and get called down
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