The definitive list....

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The definitive list....

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....of Noels catchphrases! :P

'We didn't want to see that!'
'Owh, howd you feel?'
'I wonder how the banker is going to react'
'Your box is hidden behind the mirror'
'Good one'
'Bad one'
'This will be the most sensational game'
'A Huge, huge sum of money'
'Open the box please.....owhhhhhh!'
'Not a disaster'
'That's the big one!'
'The next one!'
'Take the next ones, come on'
'Fantastic'
'It's a Jackpot'
'Unnnnlucky'
'Bad news'
'This is horrible!'

Any more? :wink:
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"The rollercoaster has come off the rails!"

I wonder how much he made from all these one liners? :)
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"yes"
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Post by JG »

"I think that you are going to leave here with a lot of money" or words of a very similar nature.

"Total disaster"

"Give it a go..."

All those good ones were annoying to scroll through, so I've edited them.
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Re: The definitive list....

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Mattb wrote:....of Noels catchphrases! :P

'Owh, howd you feel?'
Anyone ever found themselves telling him how you feel ?
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My standard response is 'terrible' whatever the weather.
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gambogaz1 wrote:
Mattb wrote:....of Noels catchphrases! :P

'Owh, howd you feel?'
Anyone ever found themselves telling him how you feel ?
I did the other day on a lo-tech, i'd stuck £90 in (from full) without a decent feature eventually got a 1/2 decent board and i was left with £2 and MS, i no dealt and i was left with £2. :(

He had the nerve to tell me "That's not a disaster", yes it feckin was!!
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''he wants too beat you''
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"Your gonna leave here with a sweaty box full of noels finest splooge"

Well he doesnt say it on telly but his wifey loves it :|
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Are you feeling stressed? well I answer no when doing power 5s as I know i am going to be playing the banker any second hehe
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"he is unsetteled"
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".. It's not going well .."
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".. We're one away from the offer! .."
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
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