End Of The Line For Fruit Machines? READ THIS NOW!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:32 am

READ THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Il give you a fiver and burn it out in a local car park, winter months, getting chilly eh? Id bet that thing could burn for at least 2 hours :P

What kinda twat drives over a VIU, chipped huh? maybe so, doesnt really matter!

What kinda twat had a wife called marjorie?

What kinda twat calls him self Ross08 when it isnt even 2008 yet?(or are you 8 years old?) ahhhh that'd explain it.

What kinda twat claims to buy a metrocab from ebay when he really hasnt?

What kinda twat posts pictures of shit on a fruit machine forum.

What kinda twat is ross08?

My guess is that he isnt even a twat, at least thats useful for something!

Please give me the adress of your arcade, i would love to come and meet you in person

, i honestly would travel to england/scotland/wales/istanbul, wherever you are just to meet a real comedian in person.

(TBH i really wouldnt be going for that, just too take marjorie out the back for a bit)

Ross08 · Post by **Ross08** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:18 am

Darren - You're a vile, rotten man. Fair enough, not everyone likes me and not everyone agrees with me all of the time. I can accept that, but why you need to be so cruel is beyond me.

And then to bring Marjorie's name into the situation is just beyond contempt. And to say you will take her out the back just beggars belief, what sort of man are you?

Anyway, the police would soon be on your tail as my arcade has a security camera back and front.

I'd never want to meet you, you're a horrible piece of work - and as a matter of fact, I have bought the taxi, it's sitting right outside my house now.

I can't believe that I've been good enough to come on a forum and post information, share ideas and create discussion and then the likes of you, Darren start giving me a load of cheek.

I would never tell you where my arcade is in a million years, the likes of you are not welcome. Myself and Marjorie have spent 15 years building up the business and we do not need the likes of you, Darren detracting from it.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:04 am

maybe you could post a picture/video of the smashed up machines....... this would go some way too prove your not full of $h1t :P

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:13 am

Its a bit unlikely these two will meet. One runs the arcade and the other's just not old enough to enter one !

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:02 pm

Mods: Can't you move Ross08s posts to the Lounge/Junkyard/Abyss or Something as they do not actually bear any usefulness whatsoever

Ross08 · Post by **Ross08** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:20 pm

It seems that there's been, well what you might call a witch hunt against me. Would you prefer it if I didn't use the forum any more.

I'd still remain a member and perhaps make occasional guest appearances.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:34 pm

i'm not sure i get the jokes but i quite enjoy the posts anyway.

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:37 pm

Ross08 wrote:It seems that there's been, well what you might call a witch hunt against me. Would you prefer it if I didn't use the forum any more.

I'd still remain a member and perhaps make occasional guest appearances.

"Today's special guest appearance: Ross08"

Would be good publicity

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:38 pm

You have to be on a higher spiritual plane to get these posts. Ross, don't worry about Darren, he might read what he has written and rethink any future responses.

JG · Post by JG » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:22 pm

Phew! I thought this was going to be a EVERYTHING IS RANDOM NOW type posting. It was quite a welcome relief to see that.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:48 pm

jeffvickers wrote:Mods: Can't you move Ross08s posts to the Lounge/Junkyard/Abyss or Something as they do not actually bear any usefulness whatsoever

A lot of what is written in the General forum is of no use to anyone whatsoever - If you don't like Ross's post (and I can understand they're not everyone's cup o tea) then don't read it - they're easy enough to spot (Clue: author = Ross8) .

And I would still rather read his slightly surreal and not very funny posts than half of the incomprehensible nonsense that is written.

Oli · Post by **Oli** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:47 pm

Don't worry Ross, i love you!

machine doctor · Post by **machine doctor** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:05 pm

Personally I would like to see a picture of the car after its run over the machines.You might find the car rendered useless first

Ross08 · Post by **Ross08** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:07 pm

There's gonna be some serious stuff on my arcade's new website when it goes live in December.

The centre is being re-launched in new premises and there's going to be a website to accompany it. This is part of my continued effort to keep up with the competition.

Visit the website using the link in my signature

Keep checking back as the company who are vworking for us to do the website have said it may be up and running bit-by-bit towards the end of November.

I'm actually quite excited about it. Does anyone else have a website for their centre?

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