When watching a film, someone constantly asking "why did they do that?", "What does that mean?"... If you watch the rest of the film I'm sure you'll figure it out you @*£^%*" £&%(!
wet coworkers who feel a little bit poorly in the morning and call in sick blaming 'flu' or a migraine.
when it is just a little sniffle or a hangover headache.
pathetic.
i've had one day off work sick in my life and that was when i had montezuma's revenge and physically couldn't get off the crapper for more than five minutes.
The noise of a 'home/office' paper shredder in full flow.
for some reason it conjures up instant anger from deep inside me. i cant handle that noise and have to leave the area or i'll lose it.
you don’t just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs, you take Terry Tibbs out to lunch, you wine and dine him, you give him an oil massage then he gives you 1950 if you’re lucky!
I told the woman a machine was broke and to turn off so no one else loses, she said she couldn't. I said well put a sign on it she said she didn't have the authority to do that. Well you might as well top yourself luv .
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. WC FIELDS (1880-1946)