General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
tommya
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by tommya » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:17 am
Use to date a bird in a spoons she would keep an eye on the wiyb for me.
Nixxy
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by Nixxy » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:20 pm
tommya wrote: Use to date a bird in a spoons she would keep an eye on the wiyb for me.
Can just imagine the domestic now ...
"..look, either it's me or the DOND, there's not enough room for three of us in this relationship..."
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
maverick69
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by maverick69 » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:14 am
i once asked a bird in a wheelchair if i could take her for a spin!!!!! not one of my best moves
Master of Games
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by Master of Games » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:25 pm
The Dark Horse wrote: Please tell me some of you lot have at least TRIED to shag a barmaid?
It took almost a year to get a response to this, obviously I missed it through some sort of banning or something.
The quote is deeply worrying, does he mean have we attempted to rape one?
I haven't...yet...
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
silent g
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by silent g » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:33 pm
london barmaids seem horny all the time (spesh in the spoons) , im almost married so i cant do nothing
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
Master of Games
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by Master of Games » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:41 pm
You only live once, shag away.
To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.
silent g
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by silent g » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:41 pm
cant do it, got too much to lose if i get nabbed lol.
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
JG
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by JG » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:59 am
maverick69 wrote: i once asked a bird in a wheelchair if i could take her for a spin!!!!! not one of my best moves
I once asked a Spin on It in a wheelchair if it fancied doing some bird, not one of my best moves. It's still behind bars today.
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by JG » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:04 am
Oh and in answer to the thread yes, just the one. Not like some of you Fruitchat studs/swingers.
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by Ruler of The World » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:01 am
Imagine being some sort of 'player' where you had a 'run' of fit barmaids in pubs with great fruits and you had to 'service' them to avoid a banning... then they found out that you were doing this all over the place! Now that would be an interesting one!
gambogaz1
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by gambogaz1 » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:07 am
Rattled a barmaid a few months back, currently laying the foundations with another 2 barmaids, there's a pattern starting to emerge here. I spend far too much time in the pub.
betchrider wrote: You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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by titchno1 » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:38 am
Love out like this me. Not that iv been lucky enough yet.