My resimay

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My resimay

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Promising candidate to cover Hannah’s maternity leave for you…


My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.
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Employer's response:...
Dear Tiffany,

It's OK, we've got spell check

See you Monday
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hahahahahaha :lol:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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you dont look as African in the pic as you sound in the letter.
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quality :P :P :h: :h: :h:
Little discipline = BIG issue

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trayhop123 wrote:quality :P :P :h: :h: :h:
Thats the best avatar you have ever had Lee! :lol: :lol:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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:P
Little discipline = BIG issue

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Is that Lynda Carter ?
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