Newsflash

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:30 pm

From Friday's Evening Standard:

A mother-of-four has appeared in court charged with biting off her boyfriend's testicles.

Maria Topp, 43, sank her teeth into Martin Douglas's groin in a drunken late-night attack, it is alleged.

Mr Douglas underwent emergency surgery to reattach his injured testicles and scrotum, police said.

A telephone operator who took Mr Douglas's 999 emergency call said the 45-year-old DJ was in so much pain he could barely speak.

Paramedics who attended his flat in Newcastle called police and Topp was arrested.

She has since appeared in court charged with grievous bodily harm over the February 18 incident in which Mr Douglas also suffered an arm injury.

The victim spent several days in hospital recovering from his injuries.

A Northumbria Police spokesman said: "At around 4am on Friday, February 18, police were called to a report of an assault in Waterloo Street in Newcastle.

"Officers attended and arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault.

"A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman Hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area.

"Police have since charged Maria Georgina Topp, 43, Waterloo Street with causing GBH and she appeared at Newcastle Magistrates' Court on Saturday, February 19."

Mr Move It · Post by **Mr Move It** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:50 pm

LOL! When I read "Maria Topp", the first thing that sprang to mind was Xenia Onatopp, yes OnaTopp, from Goldeneye. It's the sort of thing that Xenia would have done, and a matching surname :P

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:23 am

Made my eyes water reading that.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:42 pm

I see that too, how bad is that. I had a nightmear about it the same night and that's no lie.

kingzilla · Post by **kingzilla** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:08 pm

Good Job she spat them out