ive read some shit but this takes the biscuit

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:35 am

http://www.gambling.co.uk/forums/genera ... layer.html

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:40 am

It's quite common to be honest mate! Everyone starts somewhere!

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:09 pm

No one was born a fruit machine player were they? I don't see the point in taking the piss out of people who don't know how to play certain machines, especially something that you probably weren't doing as early as alot of people on here.

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:20 pm

If you wanna take the piss out of people make sure they can't dig up silly things on yourself 1st.

http://fruitchat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p= ... ght=#62502

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:26 pm

Nice work...

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:44 pm

Thankfully I started my gambling career so long ago, my bloopers are statute barred.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:00 pm

A mate made a very generous offer for a red board on a Jackpoteers in a service once, the bloke told us to fuck off! He got £15 and the hopper jammed. Brilliant!

Captain.Tattybojangles · Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:10 pm

We've all started somewhere. The first time I ever played I didn't know what Hi or Lo meant. I was basically learning each button or thing you could do. I knew some things like "Exchange" lighting up were goodish things. Since then, I've had boards bought off me no problem and thinking Unlucky when the JP doesnt drop in from holds, rather than "Knew it wouldn't do that! It's predetermined!" Couldnt do extremes until 2007, or Party time setups or anything really...I just stuck my money in and played my credits.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:48 pm

I didnt even no about holding the numbers just went for wins. ustd to watch my mate play all the great escapes and that not even knowing what was going on.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:09 pm

I used to think people who press for "invisible holds" were just thick - not that they were super-fast players, pre-empting a hold as I ended up becoming.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:20 pm

I remember my first post on here

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I naively offered anyone who wanted them ,some of the extreme set-ups,way past their best date.
I severely underestimated the playing prowess of a lot of the posterers

And was met with some pretty waspy replies.

It's best to not leave yourself vulnerable to attack,and not try to bullshit this forum.there's plenty on here who know the exact limits of possibility on many machines and will expose any porkies easily.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:29 pm

and how did you manage to become a moderator, sir?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:40 pm

another example of this used to be jpms pot of gold 15jpt one i used to play reset alot clearing bank ,creds the lot ,after a couple of times i didnt even bother complaining as it always coughed up 70ish straight away and was fun to play.

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:31 am

Master of Games wrote:and how did you manage to become a moderator, sir?

I'll take a stab at the answer to that question.

1) By contributing positively to the board.
2) By demonstating a reasonable and well balanced demeanour.
3) By being well liked and respected by the majority of the board.

I think that sums it up.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:34 am

then surely I should be KING MODERATOR for my team work!