The new way forward!

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:45 pm

Met a mate today who was staying in a local for a couple of days! Got there at opening for a drink and chat and in the corner, Alien, Played it, Treble stepping, Made well on it! Stayed there drinking with my mate and did the same bandit twice more! No grief at all! Even the landlord said well done! Is the way forward to just batter one or two pubs senseless?

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:51 pm

Glendale wrote:Met a mate today who was staying in a local for a couple of days! Got there at opening for a drink and chat and in the corner, Alien, Played it, Treble stepping, Made well on it! Stayed there drinking with my mate and did the same bandit twice more! No grief at all! Even the landlord said well done! Is the way forward to just batter one or two pubs senseless?

Third time unlucky!!

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:53 pm

I remember once having an all dayer in a boozer with a Mortal Wombat in many moons ago, just did it over and over as soon as i saw anyone get a board, free piss up and finished up around £60ish up

if they get the throughput then why not.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:53 pm

Got a room in a pub, went down to get a few drinks they had a amzing. got 6 jackpots out of it, they didnt batter an eyelid

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:28 pm

slept in a spoons in a tent, it was too warm in the night so i slept naked on a table in the pub, woke up when a young girl asked if it was me that ordered a breakfast.. i told her to fuck off and raped her with my morning wood, after id finished and with spunk dripping from my knob, i took 50393827492938520934582359325832593285238953250932 jackpots out of the till...

no-one batted an eyelid

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:34 pm

Cant win! Do 20 pubs a day and you say "play it smart"! Now i stay in one all day and get a smart reply! Whats your way forward then?

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:45 pm

Glendale wrote:Cant win! Do 20 pubs a day and you say "play it smart"! Now i stay in one all day and get a smart reply! Whats your way forward then?

I always make sure I know all the different bar staffs shifts before I fuck around. Strike when you have young staff on and be sure to tip them well and I swear thay will not give you up for anything in the world if they think it will be extra bucks in the bank for them when you walk in, Don't bother when the manager is in

sometimes spending money will make you money.

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:49 pm

Honestly did not know anyone in this pub! Mate rang and said where he was staying and i fancied a lazy day, tough life this gambling lark! :-) Will try to hit it again next week though!

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:53 pm

Glendale wrote:Honestly did not know anyone in this pub! Mate rang and said where he was staying and i fancied a lazy day, tough life this gambling lark! :-) Will try to hit it again next week though!

I can smell a landlord from a mile away!!

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:56 pm

True! Just look for the grumpy one in the pub!

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:22 am

Nice idea but as I found over the years, all it takes is 1 stroppy customer to bad-mouth you, get the landlord in a bad mood and suddenly you go from hero to zero and you're out on your ear. I think its always better to be someone they don't see too often and never really remember so they don't point you out as "the man who does the fruits" coming in "for his wages".

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:26 am

Master of Games wrote:Nice idea but as I found over the years, all it takes is 1 stroppy customer to bad-mouth you, get the landlord in a bad mood and suddenly you go from hero to zero and you're out on your ear. I think its always to be someone they don't see too often and never really remember so they don't point you out as "the man who does the fruits" coming in "for his wages".

I just buy everyone a drink in every pub I visit.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:27 am

Stevie S wrote:
Master of Games wrote:Nice idea but as I found over the years, all it takes is 1 stroppy customer to bad-mouth you, get the landlord in a bad mood and suddenly you go from hero to zero and you're out on your ear. I think its always to be someone they don't see too often and never really remember so they don't point you out as "the man who does the fruits" coming in "for his wages".
I just buy everyone a drink in every pub I visit.

Even when you lose but they see 70 coins coming out of the machine?

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:31 am

thecannonball89 wrote:
Stevie S wrote:
Master of Games wrote:Nice idea but as I found over the years, all it takes is 1 stroppy customer to bad-mouth you, get the landlord in a bad mood and suddenly you go from hero to zero and you're out on your ear. I think its always to be someone they don't see too often and never really remember so they don't point you out as "the man who does the fruits" coming in "for his wages".
I just buy everyone a drink in every pub I visit.
Even when you lose but they see 70 coins coming out of the machine?

I buy them all a three course meal on a good day.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:42 am

I really don't see how you can now go into any pub where you WILL be noticed taking £70 (at least) out of the fruit and walk out with it or change it up behind the bar without getting told not to come back after a few visits. The best pubs are the ones where machines are out of the way and you're just seen as a punter. Its still a great idea to change notes for coins behind the bar even though its a lot of extra effort. I find a good way around that is to just seem considerate and ask the manager/bar person if they would prefer me to use the note acceptor instead of having to bother them every few minutes - usually goes down well.

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